Jumping in mid-air over (usually) a body of water and striking a leisurely pose as if, say, laying on the beach reading a book.
by bbcplease March 05, 2014
tip diving aka the T-Dip occurs when a male, usually large and black although not necessarily, is incapable of fully penetrating a womans vagina, Hence only being able to insert the "Tip"
Yo last night i tried to rail out this virgin asian but all i could manage was an intense episode of Tip Diving
by beltbucklebros May 28, 2011
"Pocket diving" is when you need to dig down in your pocket or purse to find stuff, especially store cards, money, and/or credit cards. There must be an end to pocket diving because fumbling and juggling your cards while everyone is waiting in line just doesn't work. As a cashier, carrying a watch or a wrist band so one doesn't have to think of these things would make it so much easier for both customers and cashiers alike, and serious cut down on the wait for cashiers.
Are you some kind of ass that you're holding up the the line at the cashier's register going pocket diving for your cards?
by Music_Is_Forever April 01, 2022
The act of eating out or being eaten out by a canadian. A take on the popular "muff diving", just with a canadian accent. Out = Oot, Muff = Moof.
by nspa4568 October 09, 2008
by HR49 August 18, 2022
In the ocean of life, I am the captain of a wrecking ball. Fucking shit up on my terms and never making excuses, pointing fingers, or playing the victim. Life on my terms.
Guy #1: hey man how’s it going, been a while how’s life treating you?
Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive
Guy#2: Life‘s crazy but I’m in a controlled dive
by semi-functional-addict February 17, 2022
Your cousin would not behave after I gave her a wet willy, so I had to attack her with the thumb dive.
by Pancaaaaaaaake May 18, 2010