ass-dirt

The ring of dirt left around the toilet seat when a dirty ass person gets up off it.

Dude 1: "Man, can I use the bathroom at your house?"

Dude 2: "What's wrong with your bathroom?"

Dude 1: "I hate using it. My older brother always leaves ass-dirt on the seat."

Dude 2: "Awww... that's just gross."

by Mr. Reality Music June 16, 2008

african dirt squirt

Where you kick somebody in the butthole with your big toe. The object is to get your big toe lodged in the persons butthole, and then quickly retract.

Origins of the Egyptian Mud Run.

I used the African Dirt Squirt method on her on our wedding night.

by the African dirt squirter December 1, 2013

Arkansas dirt bath

A phrase describing the death of a person presumed killed by the Clintons' or their goons.

More than 100 people close to Bill and Hillary Clinton have died under very suspicious or mysterious circumstances.

Ron Brown is believed to have taken an Arkansas Dirt Bath. Found with a bullet hole in the back of his head, no investigation was ever done.

by Victor Komar February 4, 2006

Dirt Monkey

A man of arabic descent. Usually has a bad body odor and dirty feet. Also known as a "Mud Nigger".

These got damn dirt monkeys stink!

Mr. McCray is a got damn dirt monkey!

by TrueVeteran614 February 23, 2011

dirt turkey

slang, any kind of middle eastern person, inc. indians (dot not feather)

Osama is a dirt turkey

by beaver trapper July 9, 2007

Dirt Hole

This is that dirty little hole most men dream of dumping there greek cheese into. It is called dirthole since it is the hole shit comes from. It can be a clean hole to fuck if you blast warm water from a water bottle into it. Ps. make sure your in the shower for this task. After that you can ground and pound that asshole all you want.

I would love to grab sara's pretty little ass and pound my dick into her juicy little dirt hole.

by Mr. Dirthole August 6, 2012

zoo dirt

anything that smells like booty dust.

Roids expelled some mean zoo dirt after eating at the mexican restaurant in Dallas.

by Lou Epstein December 3, 2006