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STANdard parental-directive

"Stop That Awful Noise!" A "nuclear-level" version of da "first-and-foremost" or "usual" or "most frequently voiced" order --- "Be quiet" --- dat parents give their small children on innumerable occasions.
Lucy van Pelt super-loudly passed along da STANdard parental-directive from her mom --- a gentle request dat she and her visiting friends play their raucously-loud "cowboys and Indians" game more quietly --- to her toddler-brother Linus when he'd merely been shaking his baby-rattle; da joke, of course, was dat (A) da merely-faint sounds dat Linus was making were hardly even audible (especially compared to all of da shrill-'n'-noisy "shoot-'em-up bang" whooping and hollering dat Lucy and her friends had previously been carrying on with), and (B) she herself had absolutely b-e-l-l-o-w-e-d (indicated by a sawtooth-edged word-balloon instead of just a regular smooth words-enclosing line) said command ("Didn't you hear Mother?! STOP THAT AWFUL NOISE!!"), and so she herself was making an infinitely-louder racket than Linus had ever produced.
by QuacksO March 22, 2023
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Sports Direct Mug

A mug that can be bought from Sports Direct that is so big that it holds all the water a person will ever need in their lifetime.
Spillages from Sports Direct Migs are believed to have been the cause of most major floods in the 21st century.
Person 1: Oh no I've spilled my Sports Direct Mug!
Person 2: So that's why the whole towns flooded!"
by Steeeeve2 June 11, 2024
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One direction

One direction is the biggest boy band and band on the planet.
Ugly human: what’s one direction

Me:only the biggest boy band on the whole planet and the best band ever
by Mrs one direction May 30, 2021
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Mis-Directional Moron

A person that gives you the wrong address to a location and you go way off course. The person has no consideration for the fact that you are going to need map purchases at a local gas station to figure out where the hell you should be.
Hey, did you make it to the location with the address I gave you.

No you fucking Mis-Directional Moron, you gave me the wrong address and GPS took me 50 miles off course. I didn't even have phone service in the location you gave me, so I had to buy a Rand McNally map set just to get my fucking bearings.
by TinyDefs February 7, 2023
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changing directions

An awesome pop punk band from Bridgeport, Connecticut who play really energetic, entertaing shows! They make amazing music and their members include Steve, Wes, Brian and Bobby. Check out their Myspace page!
Dude, did you hear that new song from Changing Directions?! "Operator" is my jam!

Changing Directions' has a cute merch girl.
by CDFAN December 10, 2008
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One Direction

One Direction is known to be the biggest boy band ever. They sadly separate, but that doesn't mean anything to their fandom because they are so strong (was not zayn's fault, please stop). The Directioners are crazy in a good way but don't mess with the boys because they will come for you.
Me:Do you like One Direction?
Stranger: No

Me: *walks away*
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one direction

the best boyband ever. y'all hating. but know that they are better then al of you. ur shading them for no reason. ur jealous asf. they aren't gay. yea harry and louis LARRY just fkng leave them and keep ur damn opinion for ur fkng self.
why hating someone of u don't know nothing about them. im sure y'all listening to 1D and dance to them like ur a fan.

if you hate say it to their face and not via this dictionary thing.

if they can't sing. why do they have fans , awards , movie... everyone knows 1D cauz they are so popular .
1D is the biggest boyband *tea * * facts *

yea maybe directioners are crazy and spycho but we don't care aslong our kings are happy we are and we do everything to keep them happy / safe etc.
one direction is the best fuck those haters
yea fuck them. 1D is da biggest boyband.
nobody can drag us down. they are on a break. they come back bigger then they already are. they are going to slay every damn hater. fuck you haters
by SLAYITQUEEN December 29, 2018
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