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Desert Dick

When you haven't had any pussy in a while and your dick gets dry.

When your penis is Suffering from vagina withdraw.
Dude hasn't had sex in a month, so he has desert dick.

I think i have desert dick, i haven't been getting nun lately.
by Urk Da Jerk September 15, 2015
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lady desert

A well shaven vulva shorn of all pubic
Jeez, I went down in that chick the other night no pubes there, she’s got a right lady desert!
by Major Noshheroff November 7, 2019
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Jahara Desert

A man with a fairly large penis. not the biggest but its ok ig. He has a BIG FAT BUM. it is so juicy that people turn their heads when they walk past. He probs has underlying issues that must be corrected before he gets turned tp the dark side.

I will marry his grandma
Person 1: I just saw a big bum
Person 2: Was it Jahara Desert
by Jahaaradesertsadmirer January 29, 2024
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Desert Bald Eagle

Person 1: i just got this new gun
Person 2: the Desert Bald Eagle?
Person 1: yea its a massive pistol that shoots shotgun rounds
Person 2: wow
by __Loops__ June 17, 2020
mugGet the Desert Bald Eaglemug.

desert kiss

The act of kissing someone with your asshole.
"I'm pretty sure last night I got a desert kiss from Bernice!"
by SaucedOnYourFace March 16, 2017
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Desert Ho

Similar to a Trifling Hoe - An immature female who is thirsty AF, likes to start drama only because she wants to ride the cock of another woman's man.
Damn! That Rose is a Desert Ho she be sliding into Leroy's DM's trying to cause trouble between him and Felicia.
by ballbustin October 3, 2022
mugGet the Desert Homug.

Deserter

Someone that abandons their people and what they should do.
You're right about me, I'm a little punk deserter, there's no fooling you is there? You know what you are talking about, so why do you spend so much time in your shell since you are right so much of the time. Can't you see how much more sensitive I am than you about bringing up stuff like this, though I try to keep it hidden from people like you? I don't want everybody to know what a coward I am.
by Solid Mantis April 21, 2021
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