cow dicking

Having your woman jerk you off while your on all fours. Like she's milking a cow. She generally stands next to you, while your on the bed.

Hey Gerald you get any last night?

Yeah my ol lady gave me a cow dicking.

by Cowdickin February 24, 2017

Dry Docking a Steamer

Taking a shit in a sink, bathtub, or toilet that has no water in it.

Dale: "I'm a go take shit brb"
Rick: "Jeff is in there right now"
Dale: "I don't care i'll dry dock a steamer in the sink if I have to"

Jeff: "Where's Dale?"
Rick: "He's dry docking a steamer in your tub"

by PoopMongrual December 21, 2016

brillo dicking

The act of stroking a cock by enclosing it between your chin and neck while having a beard.

It's a fetish amongst some bearded men to enjoy Brillo dicking.

by lameracist April 8, 2017

soft docking

When two guys, gay or straight, slap their flaccid penises together.

Dale: “Dude, we should soft dock right now.”

Pete: “Totally. Soft docking and cryptocurrency are my two favorite things!”

by Fun Dilly Dilly January 2, 2018

Mud docking

When two people press each other's assholes against each other, and proceed to shit into the other's ass. It is then passes back and forth between the partners.

Went to an orgy once and there was a mud docking train going

by Keif420 June 4, 2018

Booty Desking

When your female coworker flirtily sits by the edge of your desk to ask you for "something"

Damn! the girl from accounting was for sure Booty Desking you when asking for those December reports. She likes you dawg!

by LuisPF August 31, 2018

Bittersweet Dicking

Sex when your head's in the game but your heart's in the song

I was hooking up with Chad after the party and it was just bittersweet dicking.

by Weeb Daddy November 7, 2018