Crystal Geezer

A clear, fresh and piquant beverage comprised of water in its purest form minus the plastic plus a tinge of fresh minerals straight from earth's crust

Hey, I'm thirsty. Can you go get me a Crystal Geezer at the gas station?

by D Flawless September 19, 2020

crystal dunigan

A very attractive, spunky, bubbly girl, who got booty, and looks that kill. Also known to be seen with her Yogi who she loves to the moon & back..

Crystal dunigan is so fine!!

by YB Tha Mac March 14, 2020

Crystal Maze

A pub that frequently serves after hours, otherwise known as a lock in.

Comes from television programme the Crystal Maze where contestants could get locked in if they failed to complete tasks.

I’m going to the Royal Oak tonight.

Ah the Crystal Maze.
Why do you call it that?
Automatic lock in.

by Cannonball Taffio Jones October 25, 2023

Crystal Villicana

Why are you looking up her name? Date her already wth? Damn does everything need a sign

Crystal Villicana is just the best. Period.

by Jeff067 September 17, 2019

Crystal Russe

The combination of Crown Russe vodka with Crystal Light and water to create a beverage that tastes like candy and leads to an unavoidable blackout.

Many consider it to be the ultimate drink because it's lack of sugar and abundance of water minimizes hangovers, furthermore, the fact that Crystal Light is water soluble ensures that the inevitable spillage will not stain your clothing.

"How did you blow a .20, it three o'clock in the afternoon?"

"I drank some Crystal Russe last night"

by Raderade December 5, 2009

Crystal Clearwaters

Crystal Clearwaters is a fictional character whom is the definition of perfect. She is the girl you imagine to be smart, talented, gifted, athletic, sweet, beautiful, kind, funny, the right height, slim yet curvy, bumful with bustage, crazy, a great cook, a good friend and girlfriend. You want to be a Crystal Clearwaters.. Who wouldnt want to be a Crystal Clearwaters?

Mindy: OMG Crystal Clearwaters is so perfect! I so want to be her!
Jalissa: I know right! Did you see Crystal Clearwaters' test scores and her phenomenal tennis match?
Briella: Not to mention Crystal Clearwaters' violin and piano recital last week.
Natalia: Oh and Crystal Clearwaters' solo dance to swan lake was just so perfect.

by milly don June 12, 2014

Crystal boy

Cute precious little bean who deserves happiness, precious crystal. Angelical. Soft. Lovely. Sweetheart. Talented. Incredible beauty. Smart. Funny.
A rare diamond

He is precious, crystal boy!

by Alexa Barnes July 7, 2018