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homerow conversation

A conversation had on a mobile device, despite you knowing full well it is better suited to be had on a real computer. These conversations are usually ones involving personal feelings, relationships, and general conversational pieces that require paragraphs.
"I'd love to keep this conversation about our relationship's growth going, love, but this is more of a homerow conversation and I'm in the middle of work"
by justicerei January 17, 2012
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Conversational Grenade

An incredibly jaw dropping statement guaranteed to bring any conversation to a screeching halt. Such as randomly dropping a slur or extreme political position.
"Hey did you remember last night when James made that conversational grenade of a joke?"

"Yeah he definitely went too far."
by JSmith4129 October 22, 2022
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conversation teaser

said of someone who gets you very excited about a story she or he just remembered, but then realizes she or he doesn't know it well enough to actually tell it, leaving you highly frustrated.
RJ - Oh that reminds of that great story! see, this guy, he...well, turns out he wasn't who is was, but...you know, it's funny because...he was pretending to be...shit, i don't remember the whole thing, nevermind.

Justine - Dammit RJ! you're such a conversation teaser.
by justbrek July 11, 2014
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Conversation Thief

An individual who comes into a conversation and (Uncleverly) lays claim to all that was said. Like they brought all the information everyone was just discussing as their own. and worse?.....Believes that it were their own. this also can border line the grotesque acts of the "Conversation Vampire"!!!
Two people are standing there talking and a third person comes into the conversation, the third person nods head and agrees and within seconds begins to repeat what was said as it was their own idea, this is a "Conversation Thief". For it is obvious from the rest of the partakers in conversation that this individual lacks his or her own opinion, ideas, etc.
by Stevjean February 11, 2014
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inactive conversation

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random guy: you're a nerd
by BenSav December 23, 2021
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dual conversation

A conversation, usually over online chat, which has two separate unrelated topics being discussed at the same time.
guy 1: I bought a hat today, put a picture on facebook

guy 2: I asked laurie out

guy 1: NO WAY! what happened?

guy 2: I hate the hat

guy 2: she turned me down

guy 1: fuck off I'm wearing it anyway

guy 1: aww that sucks dude

guy 2: yea I mean I've had a crush on her for ages... that hat is terrible, you should burn it

dual conversation
by Lord Damon October 4, 2009
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Conversational Condom

The person on the phone being asked to pass messages to a person next to them, thereby preventing the two other people speaking directly.
and tell Amber I said Hello.

Tell her yourself, she's right here and I'm no conversational condom
by Thantheman November 14, 2010
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