conversational reflexes

1. how deftly an individual can adapt a story or sentence they are currently telling to steer the mood of the listeners in their favor

2. how quickly an individual can fabricate a believable story while under scrutiny
A real-life instance of good Conversational Reflexes:

I just was going 125mph in my rental car 10min before reaching a security checkpoint.

Officer: "is that a rental? how fast does it go?"

Me: "I wouldn't know, this car is really slow"
by Teh Noj October 01, 2009
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Conversational Grenade

An incredibly jaw dropping statement guaranteed to bring any conversation to a screeching halt. Such as randomly dropping a slur or extreme political position.
"Hey did you remember last night when James made that conversational grenade of a joke?"

"Yeah he definitely went too far."
by JSmith4129 October 23, 2022
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conversation banana

The art of attempting to hold a conversation while drunk.
Are we both drunk trying to have a conversation banana?
by Deepuberthoughts October 04, 2017
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Cover Conversation

A fake conversation you have to distract or cover what you are really doing.
So I was looking at this girl but did not want her to notice so I started a cover conversation with my buddy.
by Hay Ray April 11, 2011
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Conversational Kills

A word or sentence that instantly kills any conversation.
John: "Oh hi! How are the kids?"
Susan: "I ate them."

Carl: "Have you seen Susan lately?"
John: "No, her conversational kills freak me out."
by TheRealLegend27#nostealplz December 23, 2016
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Conversational Condom

The person on the phone being asked to pass messages to a person next to them, thereby preventing the two other people speaking directly.
and tell Amber I said Hello.

Tell her yourself, she's right here and I'm no conversational condom
by Thantheman November 12, 2010
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dual conversation

A conversation, usually over online chat, which has two separate unrelated topics being discussed at the same time.
guy 1: I bought a hat today, put a picture on facebook

guy 2: I asked laurie out

guy 1: NO WAY! what happened?

guy 2: I hate the hat

guy 2: she turned me down

guy 1: fuck off I'm wearing it anyway

guy 1: aww that sucks dude

guy 2: yea I mean I've had a crush on her for ages... that hat is terrible, you should burn it

dual conversation
by Lord Damon October 05, 2009
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