by fadedpenguin231 March 14, 2024
Get the conspiculate mug.The plotting and planning raccoons do with the local dogs to make them the largest mess possible of my garbage cans and bags.
I try not to be depressed by the knowledge that, every day, raccoons meet up with dogs in dark places in a coonspiracy to go out that night and rip open my garbage bags and spread the contents as widely as possible to upset me. They all hide their faces behind those masks nature provided them.
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by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 31, 2025
Get the Conspire, consUpire, conspirE mug.A form of Digitalsplaining where the perpetrator “explains” that the target’s ideas are “conspiracy theories” and that the target is a “conspiracy theorist.” The term is used as a thought‑stopping label, implying that any investigation into power, secrecy, or unofficial narratives is inherently irrational. Conspisplaining ignores that many “conspiracy theories” later turned out to be true (e.g., MK‑ULTRA, Tuskegee). It functions to delegitimize inquiry by associating it with stigma, without engaging the evidence.
Example: “When she questioned official narratives about a chemical spill, he replied with a thread ‘explaining’ that she was a conspiracy theorist. Conspisplaining: using a label to shut down legitimate questions.”
by Abzugal April 1, 2026
Get the Conspisplaining mug.Illness occurs from excessively listening to the news during the pandemic. Absorbing and regurgitating every conspiracy theory known to man for the remainder of your life: EG The scamdemic came from a bat flying over us leaving chemtrails. It was part of the communist takeover, to install 5 G so they can mind control us.
Pandemic Conspirititis: A rare illness requiring 5 vaccines 19 boosters. If you watch the news 24/7 you will contract Pandemic Conspirititis
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