Cum Coma

When you cum so hard, alone or with someone, that you put yourself in a coma with jizz left all over your body.
I was thinking of this girl and I had a cum coma
by Brize\ January 15, 2025
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coma mode

Coma mode is a funnier and quite frankly better version of passing out basically. You’re soooo tired that you’re going to be sleeping for hours or pretty much the whole day. You’re in your own bubble. That’s how crazy tired you are. So yeah that’s coma mode
Hey I saw that you called and texted me. Sorry about that I was in coma mode and didn’t hear my phone go off
by Fearless0610 March 09, 2018
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boomer coma

When someone comes home from work or other strenuous activity and dozes off in their chair. The term comes from how older people (mainly middle aged men) fall asleep in their lazy-boys after a hard days of work.
"I came home from work so exhausted that I slipped into a boomer coma"
by macklemurr September 02, 2023
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boomer coma

When you come home from work or after any strenuous activity and begin to doze off in your chair. The word comes from how older people (mainly middle aged men) fall asleep in their lazy-boy with a beer in hand (boomer coma does not have to do with alcohol).
"I came home from work so exhausted that I slipped into a boomer coma"
by macklemurr September 02, 2023
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frankenstein coma

When a person is sleeping deeply with all limbs stiff, and does not move for a long time.
My brother is looking like Frankenstein, i'll try to wake him up.
I'm going to go home and fall into a Frankenstein coma!!!
by urbanman112233 January 31, 2014
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Intellectual Coma

Someone or something that refuses to take in factual information and will rather follow misinformation instead of scientific, mathematical, or demonstrative fact.
"Everyone is in an intellectual coma but me the person that states the world is flat."
by NathanSyndicate February 25, 2024
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Girlfriend In A Coma

Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's really serious
There were times when I could
Have murdered her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
No, I don't want to see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Girlfriend in a coma, I know
I know, it's serious
My, my, my, my, my, my baby, goodbye

There were times when I could
Have strangled her
But you know, I would hate
Anything to happen to her
Would you please
Let me see her
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do you really think
She'll pull through
Do ooh ooh ooh
Let me whisper my last goodbyes
I know, it's serious
by Death Menace March 06, 2023
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