Jessica's ex-boyfriend got her pregnant and she couldn't tell her parents, so she had to do the ol' Colorado Coathanger trick.
by Grodon Fereman November 22, 2020
Get the colorado coathangermug. Take a stroll through any alleyway in Colorado, and you'll find yourself being haunted by John Denver's dead corpse.
This is the only way to get some bitches, as it would impress them to see you make it through.
This is the only way to get some bitches, as it would impress them to see you make it through.
Chick #1: "Hey! We gotta go watch Chad do the Colorado Alleyway!
Chick #2: " Yeah! I doubt he'll make it because of John Denver's dead corpse, but I hope he does!"
Chick #2: " Yeah! I doubt he'll make it because of John Denver's dead corpse, but I hope he does!"
by 0weiner April 19, 2022
Get the The Colorado Alleywaymug. In July 2003, allegations of sexual assault were made against professional basketball player Kobe Bryant by a 19-year-old woman. On July 18, 2003, news media reported that the sheriff's office in Eagle, Colorado, had arrested Bryant in connection with an investigation of a sexual assault complaint, filed by a 19-year-old hotel employee. The woman accused Bryant of raping her in his hotel room on the night of June 30. Bryant had checked into The Lodge and Spa at Cordillera, a hotel in Edwards, Colorado. In short he forced the ball in the hoop that night
by Ancientbluesky September 11, 2025
Get the Kobe Coloradomug. The second ship designated with the name Colorado
A Ship that one of its class was involved in the last battle of Battleships
A Ship that one of its class was involved in the last battle of Battleships
Willis Lee: "The USS Colorado is a useful ship"
Maximillian Von Spee" Nein, it is still worse than Bismark"
George Dewy: "Oh well at least it survived longer"
Maximillian Von Spee" Nein, it is still worse than Bismark"
George Dewy: "Oh well at least it survived longer"
by [spacebar] January 25, 2021
Get the USS Coloradomug. The worst fucking women on the planet.
Some characteristics would be: impatient, complains a lot, slutty, think they’re the hottest bitch on the planet, and so fucking annoying you’ll want to snap your own neck.
Acceptable names for girls from Colorado are as followed: Bitch, Whore, Skank, piece of fucking trash, literally anything other than what they would want to hear.
Some characteristics would be: impatient, complains a lot, slutty, think they’re the hottest bitch on the planet, and so fucking annoying you’ll want to snap your own neck.
Acceptable names for girls from Colorado are as followed: Bitch, Whore, Skank, piece of fucking trash, literally anything other than what they would want to hear.
Person 1: “Yo what were the Colorado Bitches like?”
Person 2: “I took some dubs, and took some Ls but fucking hated all of them”
Person 2: “I took some dubs, and took some Ls but fucking hated all of them”
by Phil MePuss November 27, 2022
Get the Colorado Bitchesmug. A poor example of a 4WD.
Built mainly for buyers who are more concerned with looking good than actually being good.
Generally bought by bogans, hipsters and those looking for a vehicle to use in the annual Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardigras.
The most positive aspect of the Colorado is it keeps tossers from buying a real 4WD like a mighty Navara as they can’t measure up to the style, class and precision of the Navara.
Built mainly for buyers who are more concerned with looking good than actually being good.
Generally bought by bogans, hipsters and those looking for a vehicle to use in the annual Sydney Gay & Lesbian Mardigras.
The most positive aspect of the Colorado is it keeps tossers from buying a real 4WD like a mighty Navara as they can’t measure up to the style, class and precision of the Navara.
I can’t measure up to the style, class and precision of a mighty Navara so I’m going to have to buy a Colorado.
by Sundance89 February 14, 2018
Get the Coloradomug. by Garysmattresses February 25, 2022
Get the Coloradomug.