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Claire

a super slut that gets her talons out with anyone of gal. she will ruin your life. A bitch who looses all of her friends because of her personality of a "flirt". don't get this girl in bed because she might go bipolar. She is a pretty good tweeter and will show her moves to anyone
John-- WOAH! That girl went claire on me last night
Tom--that's my type. I need a girl like that in my room
by catherinelb123 February 27, 2015
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claires are people that are so annoying and if you are friends with a claire you need to tell her to shutup and ditch her.
person #1-duude sally is sooo nice
person #2-yeah but her best friend is so annoying. shes such a claire.
by I HATE CLUUUURS July 4, 2008
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Slang word for urinal. Common feature within male toilets.
"I'm bursting for a piss and someones in the toilet" "It's ok theres a claire over there."
by Joanniiiii April 16, 2008
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The ultimate word and or name to describe, Selfishness, Ungratefulness and annoyance.
Also this word means takin the biscuit
Claire: can you look after my kid for like three weeks cos i can't be arsed

Person: erm no, i have a life ya know
by Random Is My Style September 10, 2008
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When you meet someone at the bar that you want to hookup with, but they’re too sketchy to take home, so you go to the bathroom and use napkins as cushions for your knees so they don’t get bruised while you’re giving them sloppy tippy.
Gretchen: “Where’d you go? I’ve been looking for you.

Hannah: Sorry I was pulling a Dirty Claire with the bouncer.
by Kingblabla April 15, 2020
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usually used to definine something commonly found in the toilet, a claire is a type of dung common to the homosapien species and is usually that more slangly reffered to as 'the run's' or 'sloppy poo' a.k.a diarrhea
child: mum i don't feel too good...
mother: do you have a stomach ache?
child: yes... i just did a claire in the loo... it stunk!!!
mother: i'll get you some medicine!
by theWikipediaDictionary.. August 2, 2008
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A word for a damp radiator or the smell of a damp radiator. It can be used as a insult or a compliment depending if you like damp radiators or the smell or not.
husband: my house smells like a Claire

wife: well get off your lazy arse and clean it then!



women: mmmmm i love your new perfume it smells like a claire (:



lady: better ring the plumber my radiators turned into a claire.
by Mirry October 21, 2008
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