Bat Choke

A "Bat Choke" is where the man is having really good masturbation session and decides to twist and squeeze his penis as hard as he possibly can. Once this sexual act is finished he will become addicted to this act and continue to use this. After a while usually he will do this at least 5 times a day to calm his anger against his penis, and then the man will be named a "Bat Choker".

"Oh god I just have to do another Bat Choke, how many times is it now?"

by 50YearOldVirgin96 August 17, 2016

ghost choke

The act of saying you choked someone without choking anyone. Lying about the submission

Joe said he submitted someone but it never happened. Ghost choke

by Capita February 16, 2017

choking the zombie

A term used for stimulating a limp penis and bringing it to life

My mom caught me choking the zombie last night.

by Zilch2zero December 31, 2013

choking the flamingo

Verb.

1. Choking one's partner during the sex game of flamingo.

2. Wrapping one's hands around the rare pink bird and squeezing.

3. Men, when giving themselves a handjob while standing only on one leg.

Boris was choking the flamingo with Mauve all night long.

by Fingenurgen May 8, 2018

hoe-choke

put someone up against the wall and put your elbow under the throat

"keep on, and u gonna get hoe-choked up in here"

by Halliese October 18, 2008

Hungarian Choke

When you cut off someones neck sac, grill it, nut on it, and feed to your gf before throwing her off of a building.

Man, I sure do want to Hungarian Choke my science teacher, she's hot but such a jerk.

by Overwatch-me-papi November 15, 2016

choke stopper

A really big nose.

When a man or womans nose is so big, it stops them from choking on a penis (when trying to deep throat). Their choke stopper stops them from choking.

by FutureDentist1984 November 17, 2011