Cozy choke

When a turtleneck, probably from Hot Topic, has hands on the collar, so that it looks like you are being choked. (partial creds to my dude mp)
Did you hear about the new turtlenecks at Hot Topic?? They're called cozy chokes and they're perfect for people with choking kinks!
by skinnimini June 06, 2018
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Chicken choking

Jon, quit chicken choking! You're not having sex, just f*cking stop!
by GalactaK September 23, 2018
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The Musselman Choke

When you are at a restaurant and everyone is waiting to order you claim you are going to order something, when the waiter actually takes your order you choke under the pressure and order the same thing as the guy before you.
An example of somebody pulling The Musselman Choke is:

Person 1:i think i will get the waffles

Person 2: I'm gonna get pancakes

Waiter: what could i get you guys?

Person 1: can i get the pancakes

Waiter: and for you?

Person 2: uhhh can i get the pancakes, too

Person 1: Dude, you just pulled The Musselman Choke
by Hunger Striker July 08, 2011
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stroking & choking

When a man masterbates too hard, and causes pain to his penis.
Aw man I was stroking & choking my dick too hard last night.
by JeremyFromTheBlock August 15, 2017
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Dope Choke

To cockblock someone from smoking weed - see also "potblock"
"Yo I was tryna sneak out the back to smoke a bowl last night but my dad totally dope choked me, wouldn't leave the kitchen!"

"Damn bro that sucks!"
by DopeBloke April 02, 2020
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Cloud choking

Cloud choking

.......Getting a huge vape cloud and then choking
by Ghost powdered February 15, 2017
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vanilla choke

I gave my girlfriend a "Vanilla Choke" last night. Forgot to tell her I was ready, & a little went into her wind pipe. She coughed a few times.
That is a Vanilla Choke,...
by Craxy J October 07, 2013
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