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chippy kid

Used in referrence to kids who are noticeably poor or whose parents are on welfare (any kid running around the streets all dirty lol).Word invented in sydney mines,canada (think of a town where the main st. divides the ghetto from the rich ppl)
Hey! Look at those chippy kids going down that hill on a car hood!
by Michael R W K January 28, 2006
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Chappaqua

A town in Northern Westchester County, NY. This place is probably the worst area in the ENTIRE United States to call home...even worse than Alabama where there are probably like inbred cannibal attacks daily. The place is about 99.9% jewish and its because of this that a law should be implemented in the near future restricting too many jews to live in the same community. The high school (Horace Greeley) is a cesspit of fake ass kids whos cars sitting in the senior lot combined probably cost more than the construction of the whole school put together, if not more. When kids go off to college, if there like me, make WAY better friends at school, and then when they are forced to come home for breaks basically use whichever "friends" they had from high school so that they don't die of utter boredom. Every botox and plastic surgery ridden slut mom in this town uses their kids as accessories and couldn't give a flying fuck if they went off and got shitfaced drunk and went and got mowed down by a car or bus...they'd just go to their husbands (or affairs, which is JUST as likely) and make another child toy to accompany their designer bags. If a hydrogen bomb were to be dropped on this dump of a town today, the ENTIRE WORLD would benefit.
no "example" could possibly relate to Chappaqua. Even having chronic diarrhea, anal fissures, cancer and AIDS is not as bad as living here!
by whatismylife7 June 14, 2011
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Chappaqua

Chappaqua is a town in Northern Westchester, New York. The majority of the town is rich, Jewish, and stuckup. It is, perhaps, the worst place in the United States other than North Dakota. Everyone feels they have the need to know everyone elses business, and then feel the need to make sure everyone else knows as well. The "town" has nothing to do other than eat pizza, drink coffee, and walk around aimlessly...and the "town" is the only actual place in Chappaqua.
Chappaqua sucks more than anywhere in the world. I would rather live in Rwanda.
by Chappaqua Resident August 16, 2006
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whippy choppy

1. an unkown canned food that looks like mashed up chicken fingers, mozzarella sticks, jojos, onion rings, and rolls

2. a sex position in which the partners are floating in the air while fucking eachother!

3. a term for idiotic entertainment... if said in an old mans voice while holding a thin stick that sounds somewhat a whip when swung... it's sure to get a laugh and probably cause somebody to piss their pants.

4. a curse word to use when you are taking care of a fake baby with a computer in it's back when it cries.

5. another word for a fucked up hairdo

6. a kick ass dance move mostly seen at private raves

7. a sport in which players get in zipped up sleeping bags and beat the shit out of eachother while completely blind!

8. a kick ass sword/whip used in war

9. the type of movie in which you laugh so hard you shit your pants

10. the kind of website that your friends send you a link to and you have no clue what it is... and it ends up being porno

11. an island that looks like a penis

12. a term coughed during work when you are talking about your boss and he's standing right behind your best friend!

13. a term used for a celebrity that is such a poser and is so fucking stupid

14. a type of drug in which you inhale to make you feel like you're having an endless orgasm or can make you feel like you're in a kill bill movie ready to chop everybody's limbs off!"

15. an article of clothing that is worn up the ass crack and over the shoulders..... ???

16. a shitty old beat up car
1. "HEY WOMAN, MAKE ME A CAN OF GOD DAM WHIPPY CHOPPY!"

2. "We're gonna have to have sex in space in order to perform the whippy choppy.

3. "WHEN WILL THE GOD DAMN WHIPPY CHOPPY BE READY?.... GLADUS!?.... YOU BITCH ANSWER ME!!!"

4. "WHIPPY CHOPPY!!!... SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU DUMBASS BABY!"

5. "GOD DAMNIT... YOUR HAIR IS SO FUCKING WHIPPY CHOPPY"

6. "OMG..... he's doing the whippy choppy..... all that pelvic thrusting really turns me on!"

7. "I'M THE MASTER AT WHIPPY CHOPPY! I'D WHOOP YOUR ASS!"

8. "OH GOD, WE'RE SCREWED UP THE ASS... THEY HAVE A SWORD THAT TURNS INTO A WHIP... RUN FUCKING RUN!"

9. "HAHAHAHAHAHA...... omg guys i think i shit my pants"

10. "What is this guys?...... OMFG....THAT CHICK IS DOING A HORSE!"

11. "HAHA.... I LIVE ON A GIANT PENIS!"

12. "...*cough* WHIPPY CHOPPY *cough*..."

13. "omfg.... barney is so fucking whippy choppy!"

14. "HEY CAN YOU PASS THAT WHIPPY CHOPPY OVER HERE?...I'M READY TO WHOOPS SOME ASS AND FEEL LIKE I'M GETTING SOME ASS!"

15. "THIS WHIPPY CHOPPY IS GIVING ME DIAPER RASH!"

16. "ummmm i think the frame just fell off your car..... yeah...."
by Luke-A-Licious April 25, 2005
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Chappaqua

a boring, small town in northern westchester. it isn't your typical suburb, there are no sidewalks, and the only shop owners that know your name are the nail salon ladies and people in that wrap place.

the "cool" people are either the fake hipsters in "vintage" clothes or the annoying japs in steve madden boots and leggings.
parties consist of pregaming, hooking up with as many people as you can, and pretending to not remember anything the next morning. everyone smokes weed once in their life if you live in chappaqua, and everyone fakes being high/drunk too. no excuses.

also, if you're friends with older kids, you're automatically a complete tool. it's so incredibly cliquey and boring.

there is a tremendous amount of pressure to go to a good school. it's not the biggest deal in the world if you're going to yale, since half of your grade is going to cornell anyways. but if you're going somewhere that doesnt require above a 3.5 average and thousands of extra-curricular activites, you get strange looks from everyone.
Person: So, where are you from?
Me: Chappaqua.
Person: Oh, that's cool. So, what Ivy League are you going to?

Chap Jap: I totally got these new leggings yesterday!
Chap "Hipster": Ew, she's so annoying. Plus, that outfit would look so much cooler with these Urban Outfitter tights i have in every color at home.

Person: Want to pregame at my house before Stan's? Seriously, how much would parties here suck if we weren't totally wasted the whole time?

Girl 1: I hooked up with 3 people last night.
Girl 2: Well, I remember hooking up with 4, but apparently, from what Mary told me, I hooked up with like 17!
by chapploseryo March 30, 2009
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Chappaqua

The general consensus is that this town is the most unnaturally sheltered environment one could ever reside in. Which is why its NOT smart to raise kids here despite popular belief. An aging and isolated hamlet in Northern Westchester, truly lacking in diversity and overall quality of life. The whole 'town' shuts down by the early evening. Although even before the town closes, there's a pitifully scarce amount of things to do still, and many of the towns inhabitants have attitudes, are rude, obnoxious, and pay unnecessarily high taxes for an overly competitive school system that's been steadily declining in nationwide ratings since 2003. Most young adults leave instinctively upon completing there high school education because the town has very little to offer to say the least. Living here is also very costly and unaffordable, and has a very dreary and depressing feel to it with its limited woodsy surroundings and hills. Neighboring towns like Pleasantville to the South, or Mount Kisco to the North are within 10 minute proximity and also have a thousand times more of a real world feel compared to the undesirable, sheltered, and conservative, town of Chappaqua.
"Johns parents insisted that Chappaqua would be a marvelous place to live and raise a family, until John was immersed into the sheltered and disappointing excuse for a town."

"I can't believe I pay such high taxes, this middle school is decrepit, looks like a castle, and smells like garbage."

"There's really nothing to do here is there, besides walk around, eat pizza, and be given loose change and pennies on Halloween instead of candy by local retailer Squires."
by Tony44u April 1, 2009
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chappedDiCk

Comes from the anglosaxon word meaning dry penis. 1) when your penis gets cracked and dry related to lack of lube during intercourse. 2) When your penis becomes dry and cracked related to ineffective homecare resulting in skin infection.
As in:
Think dirty Lucy when we fuck, you give my pepe ChappedDICK when you get dry"
by Professor candi February 4, 2005
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