Petrified Petrocelli

This term is used to express one being in extreme fear. It is stronger than fear itself. It takes days to recover from being petrified petrocelli.

Person 1: Did you see the news today?
Person 2: I was petrified petrocelli.

Person 1: Wow, are you okay?

by buttholeburning April 24, 2023

ketrified

When someone is on so much ket they look terrified

Jesus, Owen you need to stop sniffing shards of ket you look ketrified

by Hayyystaxxx June 11, 2023

Petrified

When someone is cross faded at a party.

Yo is Steve ok? He is just slumped over on the couch staring. Ya he is fine he’s just Petrified.

by Takeo13 November 1, 2023

Cretified

The action of becoming or seeming like a Cretin.

“Ah have you seen Daniel, he Cretified since his illness.”

by Mr Cretin January 22, 2024

A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.

ok wait WHAT

me:A RECKLESS KOALA WHACKED ITS BUTT INTO PIECES USING A PETRIFIED BABY.
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by Anonymous psoodonim March 10, 2025