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anarcho-capitalism

Where we all get filthy rich and filthy free.
Person 1: I like anarcho-capitalism
Person 2: What the fuck
by BnuuyTheLoser July 11, 2024
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Capitalism

The bane of communism and the base that our crumbling modern society is built upon.
Jeff Bezos is a global leader in capitalism.
by Johsco Magellen July 24, 2022
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capitalized text

If you use text in (CAPITAL TEXT) it is usually a text of (PASSION). Can I edit my post to show I am (Knowledgeable) or (Vulnerable) "But"! I actually want to create a connection with you but I am very (Stressed). (Hear Me) (Im Talking To You). There are many (reasons) to (((CAPITALIZE)))
"CAPITALIZED TEXT" MEANS I HAVE PASSION !!!!!!!!
by Mainspring August 31, 2018
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Cannabis Capitalism

The misconception that the higher the percentage of THC a product has = the better it is.

Thus disregarding the significance of the ratio for THC:CBD, CBG, CBC etc.
Person 1: Just picked up this 1/8 of weed with 30% THC, tonight's party will be wild!

Person 2: BS! That's just cannabis capitalism.

1hr later...
Person 2: 911, yeah so my friend is bugging out in the fetal position and keeps telling everyone they're a lizard...what?...yep, another victim of cannabis capitalism.
by MR333U555 September 6, 2023
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I invented and made and created bejrovbooty ๐Ÿ‘™ ganbjrastass capital Banging backwards board game ๐ŸŽฒ bejroogurs in black DOUBJRAgs in green relbjaloods in red relbjaluds in blue by lbj as in Lonnie Benningfield junior โ™ฅ๏ธ.
by Lonnie Benningfield juniorshaq February 16, 2023
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Capitalism

A system of government where only the wealthy are allowed to have a say in political matters. You're basically paying to rent the talking stick for a while, but the policies on how even that works are vague and flowery at best.
I love capitalism! It allows me, as a rich middle-aged white man, to come together with like-minded entrepreneurs and develop a system that truly benefits us. God bless America!
by Inlovewithabsol August 2, 2023
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Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics

The unofficial economic system of Malaysia that punishes all companies, foreign or home grown that operate in the country for activities or incidents that offend the delicate sensibilities of Malaysians in areas such as religion that are wholly unrelated to the quality of goods and services provided by these businesses.
A: I would like to introduce my home-made family owned coffee business, here is our logo, it depicts Zeus and his lightning bolt, because we deliver our coffee to your doorstep as fast as lightning--
B: OMG, how dare you do this...
A: What? Is it something I said--
B: How dare you depict a false pagan god on your logo? Don't you know there is ONLY ONE TRUE GOD???
C: Yeah, are trying to convert us Malaysians into your pagan cult??
A: Guys, its literally just a logo, i'm not trying to--
B: Please lah, just remove boleh? If not we will use our Capitalism with Malaysian Characteristics System to make sure you and your family starve for spreading your cult.
A: Okay, i will change, please, leave my family alone...
by FreeMarketCapitalismRocks December 27, 2023
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