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Canada's History

A sex act so intriguingly crazy, so dirty, so awful, that all that one can say is that it involves the stanly cup, a beaver, the word "eh", and over 10 pounds of snow.
Dude last night me and my girlfriend performed a Canada's History. Dude thats disgusting, wtf.
by mayhem11235 February 4, 2010
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A sexual act so depraved, it cannot be described on TV. It involves moose antlers, maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup. "Putting it all in there" is the most difficult part of the act.
Did you hear? Steven Colbert just did a Canada's History to O'Rilley.
by FiveAces February 4, 2010
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shoving a moose antler up a female's ass while pouring maple syrup from a male's chode to the female's mouth. also, during fornication, both parties are wrapped in the canadian flag and listen to mountie calls
last night i woke up with a punctured anus. i mustve researched canada's history with dave
by Operandus February 4, 2010
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A depraved sexual act which includes the use of antlers, a jug of maple syrup, and the Stanley Cup.
The hardest part of Canada's History is fitting it all in there.
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A highly lewd, sexual act which entails two men, preferably hairy men, engage in sodomy, then force a Canada Goose to retrieve the semen from the anus. A female must watch this entire act, then suffocate the goose in her vagina. The goose shall then be butchered with a plastic butter knife and eaten raw by the three human participants. The three must then vomit into a bucket, and that vomit must be mixed with 20 gallons of mustard and the three humans must bathe in the substance for at least 40 minutes.
John: I heard some noise coming from your room last night.

Mike: Oh yeah, I had some friends over for a Canada's History.

John: Nice! Why didn't you invite me?

Mike: You're from Montreal.
by Neverkillmavericks February 4, 2010
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1)A 2 foot long dildo designed for Grizzly bears and Joan Rivers.

2) Refers to a sex act illegal in Canada (except Quebec) involving Moose antlers, Maple Syrup and the Stanley Cup. Also see "Sap Sucker" an oral sex act as well as the "Ice-hole" in which a woman/hermaphrodite gets fisted by a yeti.

3)An little known bunch of factoids about an insignificant country north of the Colbert Nation
1) Colbert: Her pussy is so wide you can put your head inside!
Me: You should get her Canada's History!

2)Colbert: Me and Demi Moore got into Canada's History last night!
Me: No pics no proof!
Colbert: (shows pics)
Me: HOLY SH#T YOU's TROLLIN

3) Who cares?
by KHenning February 4, 2010
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Something so void of actual events that it tricks new history majors into thinking Canada is a new country.
"I'm supposed to write a paper about Canada's history"
"How long does it have to be?"
"Half a page."
"Thats ridiculous, you'll never do that!"
by Uhly February 4, 2010
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