Cali-nization

When Californians move out-of-state and try to make their new cities resemble California. This especially applies to Californians who left because California is "passed its Golden days", only to vote for the same policies that ruined California in the first place. (Similar to the concept of Settler Colonialism)

Individual level: Cali-nizer(s)

All those damned Californians keep moving into the area, and now rents keep going up. Not only are coffee shops now selling avocado toast, they started serving oat milk. Gotta love Cali-nization.

by el_guey_mermelade February 4, 2023

Brown calfing

Needing to take a shit so badly that the poop is peeking out of your butt.

Traffic was so slow that by the time I got home and into the bathroom, I was brown calfing.

by Aviatrixx July 22, 2015

Pulling a Cali

Telling some you hate/stalker/girlfriend that you broke your leg and moved to California where every night you will have to submit your phone to the ward because you're a juvenile delinquent.

Do you still talk to anne?
No im pulling a cali

by JohnFreedon March 31, 2011

Akram Jomaa School Calgary

An Islamic school in Calgary where all the arabs eat Burger King and say it’s halal as long as it isn’t pork. 0 options classes except for bed making and Islamic studies. Someone’s iPhone got stolen here and once the power went out.

I heard Akram Jomaa School Calgary is going to collaborate with Burger King real soon.

by Rahul Chodree December 26, 2022

calgary

shitttiest shit town ever!!!!!! {toronto} kicks ass compared to that fuckup cowpaddie

i hate that kickass town!
did adam berg move to calgary?

by calgary sucks December 28, 2005

Calgary

The slum of Alberta. Home to alot of sluts and metrosexuals. Everyone there says Calgary should be capital of Alberta, but its already the mullet capital of Canada.

Edmonton- Worlds largest shopping mall and indoor amusment park
Calgary- Worlds larges mullet and smelliest indoor brothel

by Edmon tonkixass May 31, 2005

Cali

A sweet girl who is a great friend. Her BFF/Sista Haylie.loves her loved ones. She will KILL YOUif u mess with her.... So if u do I would move to another STATE.

..... U mess with her u mess with me u mess with me u mess with her u mess with us up better pry..... And run.. So don't mess with Cali

by Unicornlove0111 March 1, 2019