Munch job

A form of blow job when the giver munches or chews, it can be intended or by accident, depending on the context it's used in.

Pmsl, Jeff told me Shirley slipped when she was tasting his meat, gave him a munch job.

Damn, that Laura girl's one kinky slut, gave Jonny a munch job yesterday.

by MeatyMan January 14, 2008

goober munch

A person who avoids wearing pants at all costs.

You are a goober munch.

by Drerpaderp February 4, 2017

munching moocher

Your friend who almost always has no money and will try to mooch a few fries or a bite of your meal

Olivia was always a munching moocher and eventually no one would sit with her at lunch

by von groovy May 4, 2019

Duffler’s Munch

Alternative non-Census designated place name for an area in Pennsylvania called Gobbler’s Knob home of Punxsutawney Phil the groundhog. Stephen Colbert suggested changing the name of Gobbler’s Knob to this or Dribbler’s Crotch.

Punxsutawney lives at Duffler’s Munch near Gobbler’s Knob and Dribbler’s Crotch.

by HMacDaddy February 3, 2021

struggle munch

When you're eating something and it get all over you or makes a mess.

"I see you struggle munchin' on that sloppy joe!"

by ca$$ money January 22, 2015

Tit munch

1.Tit Munch- Often used in cases where one munches on many a tit.

2.Tit Munch- Other words likened to this are Bitty, and breast feeding.

Hey you TIT MUNCH when see you a kid on breast.

by Barrie Charles June 29, 2011

Dildo Munch

The offensive term used to ridicule others of being faggots, douches, or dildo lovers, in the case of the term being used to describe a dildo lover the term is literal, but in other cases such as ridiculing a faggot (gay or not) or douche the term is generally used out of impulse.

Xavier: hay did you just see that Dildo Munch over there, what a faggot.
Thomas: if it wasn't for people like him i would be straight.

by Fluffy Daniels December 12, 2010