Jesus Bumper

someone who presses their religion on you, especially catholicism. They make reference to their religion and justify everything behind their religion in a conversation.

ex:
man: This woman came to to my house today to try and convert me, bro.

Friend: Bitch was a Jesus Bumper, yo.

by cutup3 July 21, 2014

Bumper cream

The ball sweat that builds up between 2 gay dudes having butt sex, and combines into a thick creamy substance

Yo, Dale, clean up our bumper cream before it stains the sheets!

by Think4yourslf May 6, 2023

fore bumper

Forehead while getting kid to sleep

Fore bumper eyewinker nose dripper chin chopper

by Pool bound April 12, 2021

hummer bumper

Facial hair grown in the attempt to protect a mans face from another mans abdomen.

Steve got so sick of hurting his nose, he decided to grow a hummer bumper

by fx2ce5 August 3, 2010

bumper licker

BUMPER LICKER!!

Lick my bumper

Licking ass
Parking too close

BUMPER LICKER!!

Lick my bumper!!’

by anonymous March 10, 2023

Back bumper

Worldwide term for someone’s ass

She’s got a back bumper! Who knew!!

by whiteguy16262626 October 31, 2021

Raw Bumper

A sex act involving a group of dry masturbating gentlemen and or gentleladies where upon the completion of climax fist bumps between group members abound.

Kevin, Connor, Matt and Isak, sampling a fine sherry, did the raw bumper into the night. In the morning, their hands and fists were equally tired.

by DoubleDutchRudder May 19, 2018