by Michael Boner November 14, 2010

by Treblemaker_Girl2003 February 5, 2023

by People invent this March 27, 2023

When a woman gets that extra stitch in her hoo-ha after having a baby so that her mans slim jim will feel huge
Me: I bet that it’s like throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.
Shane: No sir! She’s got that Under the bumper warranty. It’s tight.
by Red Juan Elgordo February 17, 2024

by assman000 September 15, 2025

Chevy Owner: Dude, spice up your Tesla with a Mars bumper sticker
Tesla Owner: Nah man, I like to have a bare bumper. Besides, I already have a "certified clean idle" sticker on it
Tesla Owner: Nah man, I like to have a bare bumper. Besides, I already have a "certified clean idle" sticker on it
by Licensed_Nerd December 16, 2019

by Ryynäri April 17, 2023
