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bump job

Paying a homeless man to allow an individual to snort a line of cocaine off of his erect penis. After all cocaine is consumed, the homeless man proceeds to give said individual fellatio. Upon completion of fellatio semen is delivered into the hobo's beard.
Guy 1: hey man you know what sounds good tonight?
Guy 2: what?
Guy 1: a couple bump jobs from Frank behind the pier
Guy 2: you read my mind bro
by Hoggonzo December 4, 2014
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bumping tacos

An activity that lesbians do which is very fun to watch. Involves two females pressing their labias against each other and rocking back and forth to maximize their pleasure.
It was worth the $150 to watch two hot hookers bumping tacos while sucking my dick.
by urban pervert June 13, 2003
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shit bumps

The Goose bumps your bodey produces in the act of shitting or about to go shitting
God dammit steven i got shit bumps on my arm i might be shitting or about to go shitting.
by myeyesarecold October 3, 2007
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muff bumps

muff bumps: the equivalent of goose bumps to a girl's vagina when she is sexually aroused
Joe gives all the girls muff bumps.
by itsmeduhhxoxo September 30, 2011
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Bump Pocketbooks

verb. Two lesbians having sex or two extremely feminine gay men having sex.
Daniel and his queeny boyfriend were bumping pocketbooks all night.
by Jim March 13, 2003
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booby bumps

When someone takes a hit of cocaine off of a woman's breast
Hey, wanna do some booby bumps?
by Derek Sanders August 29, 2006
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b bumps

also known by the proper medical term cutis beyoncia, caused involuntarily by Beyonce's sexy bod, voice and presence. Erection of papillae muscles in the skin cause "b-bumps" to raise on a person's skin at the base of the hair folicles. note that B-bumps are only temporary, if erection of B-bumps last more than 4 hours consult a physician.
Listening to Beyonce's song Poison gave me b bumps
by mimalicous June 18, 2010
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