BSPM

Ball Slaps Per Minute - The speed at which the thrusts of sexual intercouse occur measured by the amount of times that the balls contact the clitoris, in the doggy style position, per minute. When in other sexual positions the BSPM count is based on the amount of time the balls make contact with female or male skin per second.

I was banging this girl the other night and when I reached 957 BSPM's my testicle exploded.

by hojanson December 19, 2008

BSWG

acronym; stands for "Big Sexy With Glasses". Taken from a line in the 2008 movie, Pineapple Express. A BSWG is a man whom you find attractive, both externally and internally, and would want to be romantically involved with

Jake Gyllenhaal is such a bswg. He's hilarious, seems sweet and is hot. I'd hit it.

by The Swaggering Cripple July 10, 2010

BSBJ

The act of receiving oral sex on the testicle sack.

A ball sack blowjob.

Andy: "Hey Markle, have you ever had a Bsbj?

Markle: "Nooo..."

Andy: "It'd be a lot cooler if you did..."

by Larkas November 12, 2019

bsfrmyffnb

“Bitch Stop Fucking Recording Me You Fucking Fatass Nigga Bitch” Is used during an argument on snapchat, and the person that you’re arguing with starts screen recording

“BSFRMYFFNB!! you know damn well im right😒”

by whoseli? September 18, 2021

bscoutphile

Someone who states they are not attracted to minors, yet has sexual intercourse and relationships with multiple people under the age of 18.

"I would never have sex with a child."
"How about the 16-year-old"
"They're almost 18 anyways"
"You're a bscoutphile"

by OfficerJack132 May 20, 2022

bsi

Stands for "bull shit industries". The headquarters for the company is based right on top of gunnersbury underground station, but surprisingly, know really knows. They're most known for their blatant disregard for customers' needs and it's outright stupidity.

"Ah, s car's broken down, I'm calling bsi"
*rings them up*
"Okay, my car's broken down-"
"*in a bad indian accent* helo wood u like a banana?"
"Man. This some more bull shit."

by Punjabi Peanut May 23, 2023

Jayden Gonzales bss

A dickhead who is also a fuck-boy but can be nice sometimes when he is not falling for people. plays baseball thinks he the best he is not the best . Cant tell when there is a problem, blind when in love,doesn't communicate.But he can be funny. extremely annoying

he is acting like such a Jayden Gonzales bss , when he when he with his friends .

by friend not really March 25, 2019