brunette

Brunettes are far sexier than blonds. They're usually classier and more fun to be around because they don't have to try to live up to the 'i'm a blond so i'm dumb' thing; they don't act ditzy or dumb their selves down.

man 1: man i had the worse time with my girlfriend last night
man 2: you mean katy the blond?
man 1: yes.
man 2: oh how
man 1: she kept acting dumb.
man 2: oh well you know ashleigh
man 1: the girl you like?
man 2: yup; she never acts dumb
man 1: well duh she's a brunette

by ZachlovesBrunettes December 28, 2009

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Brone

(n.) An act of selflessness bestowed on or by a Bro.

Come on, we've been Bros for years now, and all I'm asking is that you sleep with ONE hermaphrodite. Throw me a god damn brone here.

by Dinkmers August 20, 2009

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Brunelle

A highly aggressive, litigious family, known for using a set of legal “Howitzers” to destroy anyone who looks in their direction the wrong way. They are known for using all tactics available, and will spend any amount of money and resources to make an example of someone who had crossed them on even a penny.

Better pay up before you get brunelled!

Disney will brunelle anyone who pirates their movies.; they will stop at nothing to make an example of a movie pirate.

by Bruce Nolop II July 6, 2009

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