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The British Apocolypse

The British Apocolypse is KFC running out of chicken all across Britain. This is a real thing. People from the Isle of Wight are outraged as they only have one KFC, as well as other islands.
by TorraForSomeReason February 26, 2018
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British Columbia

The westernmost province in Canada. Home to the beautiful Vancouver, where you can live if you are a multi-millionaire or in the marijuana business. Not the capital, however, that's Victoria. Where you can live if you watch congress sessions for fun.
My dealer lives in British Columbia.
by Aleiksa March 8, 2018
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British Open

Bare assed fart in mouth that results in tainting the teeth from an unexpected squirt.
Dude...I really liked this girl but can't be around her anymore now that I gave her a British Open. Why would she risk asking me to buck in her mouth??
by Smitty' Titty's May 10, 2018
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British teen

British teen: Sniff sniff there goes my GCSE’s
by Shiteonastick January 11, 2020
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British Prison

Bruce: Yeah, mate i'm from good ol' British Prison
by EddieGuadolupe April 4, 2020
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British Benjamin

If you are a british Benjamin you probably say BOI a lot and try to see if people lie to you
by Cumberdoodel May 5, 2020
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british coma

A really really deep or good sleep induced by someone talking with a really calming English accent
Why didn't Jerry wake up until noon?

He was in a british coma because of that audiobook.
by absolute door handle July 29, 2020
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