The kindest person you will ever meet. Brandon will be there for you every day every second along the way. The dude with the biggest cock and the magic fingers. The good looking, intelligent, charming one. The one who makes you laugh constantly, the one with the maddest dancing skills on the planet. The one that will piss you off, but you'll love. A ledge.
by zooosha June 29, 2011
by goony562 March 21, 2009
A Brandon is a guy who plays wow in his room and doesn't brush his teeth so he can kill people with his breath. Brandon's are also extremely retarded and have spontaneous seizures and random spaz attacks. They also like to eat tacos and other Mexican food. Brandon's usually have noses with the name Pablo who also like to eat tacos and like the definition napster.
Fred: Did you see that kid? He had a seizure while eating a Taco!
Ted: I know and then he started talking to his nose and said we go play WOW later.
Fred" That kid is a Brandon
Random Guy: napster.
Ted: I know and then he started talking to his nose and said we go play WOW later.
Fred" That kid is a Brandon
Random Guy: napster.
by Brandon-Pablo December 07, 2010
by ur mum gays July 01, 2009
a not so cute guy with an extremely sexy body, and a pretty big dick (a guy version of a "but her face"). Brandons often like to play girls, think they're cool, and be an all-around asshole.
Wow that guy's a Brandon, he's body is hot, I heard he has a big dick, and he played Lisa and Joanie at the same time, too bad he's ugly as shit.
by pbb2009 April 15, 2009
by yellowrosess April 27, 2009
A tall, sexy guy with a porno dick. Despite his sexiness, he is very insecure and jealous of others. He is unsure of who he is and jacks the style of those surrounding him. He is controlling and extremely sensitive. Some would refer to him as a little bitch. If ever dating a Brandon, be sure to arrive home by 1AM or you are likely to have your cell blown up all night. Brandon is a spiteful significant other. When the inevitable break-up ensues, know that you will quickly be replaced, but by a laughable downgrade.
Girl 1: Did you see that sexy-ass guy!?!
Girl 2: Yeah, but don't waste your time, I hear he's a total Brandon.
Girl 1: Aww, what a shame.
Girl 2: Yeah, but don't waste your time, I hear he's a total Brandon.
Girl 1: Aww, what a shame.
by bird2011 March 06, 2010