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Perma-Bone

A sympton that occurs in males, often after having mass amounts of sexual intercourse. The male counterpart can not conceal his erection, therefore having a perma-bone.
Oh man, I went and visited the in-laws last night, and they wouldn't stop checking out my perma-bone
by Count Mortimer August 6, 2003
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would bone

1) A phrase used to quickly acknowledge to those around you the fact that you would have sexual relations with a person you may see in passing.
2) Can also be used to acknowledge the attractiveness of someone of the same sex as long as it is first established to be in a non homosexual way. "No Homo"
3) Can be used to show one's excitement for a given situation. Doesn't have to be a sexual situation
1. "Dude see that blonde over there?"

"Would bone"
2."Not gonna lie Tim is a good looking dude. Would bone"

3. "How excited would you be if the Cubs won the World Series?"

"Would bone."
by Risky Buscuit December 3, 2015
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Bone Window

The margin of opportunity that exists for a man to be able to have sex with a woman within a given scenario.
Kyle: "Dude, Carly has been hittin’ on me all night. Someone said that her boyfriend will be showing up later, though."

Steve: "You better go hit that while the bone window is still open."
by Steevoh June 3, 2009
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bone schlendi

A term used for a "Boner" of a large magnitude.Usually enacted by a fine woman, sometimes a man, depending on what floats your boat.
Man: Darn, she has a fatty!
Man's Hommie: I know dawg i got a fat bone schlendi!
Man: Fucking gross, put that away ew.
by Bsjd I. July 28, 2018
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float bone

To lower one's standards, usually for a brief period of time, in order to score some easy action.
Jeff: Madison is going to be at the party tonight, so look sharp.

Arnold: But I don't feel much like showering; I think I'll just chase Phyllis and float bone.
by Paper Machete Music May 15, 2009
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Bone Patrol

When a woman is flirting with a man in the obvious pursuit of sex.
"This girl won't leave me alone, man. She's definitely on Bone Patrol!"
by Angelo Daniels June 22, 2009
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hot bones

by sassyso January 9, 2008
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