Cum Bond

A cum bond is best described as a certain affinity you have with someone, typically an internet porn actor/actress, that you have been masterbaiting to for a long period of time, especially from a young age

I’ve been jerking off to Brandi Love since I was 14 and now I have a cum bond with her

by That one guy that sucks July 14, 2023

Word is bond

A word commonly used by big brooklyn

I aint gon lie b ion got my license word is bond

im having a diddy party later son theres gonna be decks and bawls everywhere son word is bond

by slyxrs July 01, 2024

Pair Bonding

Oh wow! A porn girl is invoking pair bonding!? Holy shit the red-pill is kicking in!

Hym "So... Watching porn affects a man's ability to pair bond... But banging a bunch of fat-cocks... Doesn't have an effect on pair bonding? What!? SO... She won't date a porn guy. She's too good to date a porn guy... Why? Probably pre-selection. If you have to watch porn, women probably aren't throwing themselves at you, if women aren't throwing themselves at you then you probably don't have a fat cock, and (in the words of Kevin Samuels) if you don't have a fat cock what reason does she have to sleep with you? Other then supplementary income (obviously). Hilarious! She hit the red pill guys with the uno reverse!"

by Hym Iam February 23, 2024

James Bond

Having sex with a person that was single, a boyfriend/girlfriend, someone engaged, and some married.

All different people, you cannot be in the relationship.

James pulled off his James Bond last night. Finally got a married chick.

by Lil Dick Game June 11, 2018

Loui bond

A sexy beast of a man who has a abnormally large penis. Also gets loads of pussy

girl:You know that kid loui bond i heard he has a huge cock
girls friend: I know right i gave him a blowie yesterday

by Hairymosquito December 09, 2023

rofl-bonding

Bonding with someone while discussing humorous moments.

Person 1: "Remember when Billy Bob tried to skateboard on that treadmill"

Person 2: "Oh yea that was totally a rofl moment. Though when Jimmy Bob tried to trampoline onto a moving truck way beats that moment out"

Person 1: "True that. That was the best rofl moment"

Person 2: "Ah I love rofl-bonding"

by Zoe Dimer February 26, 2011

Bonde

A special division of swag. This person often wear things like tracksuits and clownshoes. He also likes to fuck very ugly girls, and brag about it.

Man, u are such a bonde/Fuck arm

by Bodybuilder12341 January 10, 2018