egg bog

that post Chrissy lunch/dinner feeling where you cannot move and wish to nap for 27 years. Also defined as the pungent aroma that floats out of the toilet post-Chrissy roast.

Billy - great googly moogly, that lunch was sublime, how are you feeling Jerry?
Jerry - mate I’m really feeling the egg bog.

Also note: BAKE A COOKIE AND SMACK MY NOOK AND CRANNY, WHAT IS THAT STENCH!?
somebody egg bogged the toilet!

by monkay December 11, 2024

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Bog Shotgun

When you build up farts and shit from the day and eat a curry in the same evening. Then, the morning following, you will enter you home or public toilet and let your insides loose on the bog, ending in a shotgun like shit splatter on the inside of the bog that is hard to clear when flushing.

Sorry to tell you mate, but I’ve just done a bog shotgun in the upstairs loo

by BigBeefyBoi69 May 17, 2019

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bogged

the act of getting plastic surgery so obscene you completely obscure your face

originating from the iconic look of the bogdanoff brothers

zac efron is starting to look extremely bogged as of recently

by poobert11 July 16, 2025

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bog simple

Similar to "Bog standard": very average and mediocre, nothing outstanding. “That sandwich was very bog-standard”
Something is bog simple , when reduced to an essence , where confusion is difficult.
May relate to a dullard, toilet or feces as a standard, as in "Simple as shit"

I need a bog simple explanation of how this thing works.

by Onemorejoltwarden September 26, 2022

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Bog Locked

A similar concept to "Dog Locked", but occurring when getting an erection whilst sitting on the toilet, and causing one's penis to become jammed under the seat or rim.

Note: "The Bog" is a common name for a toilet in The United Kingdom.

Dude, I was looking at porn on my phone while I had a shit, and got totally Bog Locked. I was there for an hour.

by Kahuna Nui April 4, 2022

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