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by 55555fdyfbeybfyu3gf734gf7geuyf March 12, 2019

Blobular

An amorphous body shape that is generally as wide is it is tall.

My Noni, at 4’3” and 150 lbs is blobular.

by Meimouth March 28, 2019

Blob

To ring in sick for work when not actually ill.

"I couldn't be arsed to go to work today so I blobbed it."

by Pi$$flaps May 10, 2019

Blob

Blob is the coolest person in the world and no matter what anyone says or thinks. Blob will always be number 1, yes, even before bae

She's my blob dude.

by Lil Froggy June 7, 2019

Blobbin

Kick back, or chill. Easy going, couch potato.

We were just blobbin today.

by Evil6Genius June 26, 2019

blobjob basil

a thicccc blob that was outside of zee’s house waiting for you to chew on his cake😳

me: no homo but lemme chew that ass blobjob basil
blowjob basil: anything for you

by iliketoeatpie123 June 27, 2019

Blob pushing

sex

Primarily with the overweight but can be used as a descriptor for sex with other undesirable groups of people

I did some blob pushing with the fat girl from the office

by Seymour Cramp July 31, 2019