blunt drunk

When you get too high you can't swallow a hit from a blunt.

Becky got so blunt drunk while hotboxing in the car with Madeleine.

by Eminem420 April 3, 2017

Emily Blunt

the legend the queen the emily blunt. team blonde and brunette may rise, ombré sit down please. she claims to be a dinosaur towards social media but..... anyways she is our british icon and will always be, ooh and that side profile no one could ever top that. SHE’S PERFECT

nicki minaj: ayo bring in the blunt emily blunt
blunto: no no i’m gonna ignore you just like i did with chris martin

by kraninki April 10, 2020

Bolshevik Blunt

A blunt rolled with famine stem weed

Leon Trotsky rolls a Bolshevik Blunt, is asked to leave Soviet Union

by Link Pemonade June 17, 2022

Blunt Bandage

When one fails to remove a stem from one's marijuana crop before inserting in to a blunt, it can often cause a hole in the blunt. In order to reduce the loss of perfectly good marijuana smoke, one may use a blunt bandage, which is a little piece of a blunt laid over the hole in the aforementioned blunt. This acts as a patch for the blunt, and thus, as a barrier for the intoxicating fumes that may send you off to fun land for a time.

"Awe man, I missed a stem. Break me off a blunt bandage."

by Kripeezy August 31, 2013

Butt blunt

The left over remnants of a miss aimed wipe after taking a crap. Where the front edge of the TP gets caught between the sticky moist surface of you inner ass crack and the wipeing motion of you dominant shit cleaning hand. Then breaks off lodging itself in between your butt cheeks, only to be deployed at an embarrassing momment (e.g, droping your pants in a public restroom, gaping your ass in the doggystle position, or playing trickery on a TSA officer as they spread you for inspection and they think they have a winner)

I just found a butt blunt on the floor of the bathroom at work

by Tinabiotch November 10, 2015

full blunt

Full Blunt: adj

1) cool, dope

2) bringing one great satisfaction or pleasure

See also; half blunt (1. sort of cool, sort of dope. 2. bringing one mild satisfaction or small amount of pleasure)

You fucked Chrystal from the bar last night?!? Full blunt.

I heard you got a raise at work, that's pretty full blunt.

My girlfriend made me dinner but forgot the garlic bread, and the blowjob. It was alright, but still half blunt.

Carol ran over the neighbors pet iguana with her car. Not full blunt.

by SandraIsTheDevil May 4, 2018

James Blunt

When you remove all of the contents of your pockets and place them neatly in an organized row. This action rides the line between creepy and artsy and was popularized by the James Blunt "Beautiful" music video.

I was getting ready for bed last night and I took my lighter, wallet, a no. 3 pencil, and a small ivory elephant out of my pocket and put them neatly on my nightstand, I totally James Blunted it!

That's so creepy, you totally made a James Blunder!

Whatever, my James Bluntness makes me cool!

by Josh April 14, 2006