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Blunted Wanderer

n. Self-explanatory.
Blunted Wanderer

One (under the influence of marijuana) who wanders outside aimlessly out of bordom.

In most cases, a blunted wanderer is

a. Looking around, distracted by every movement/sound.
b. Looking down, paranoid that everyone around him/her knows.
SWIM is such a blunted wanderer.

SWIM went outside and looked at squirrels for like ... an hour once.
by sho9 May 11, 2011
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Blunt Blowed

When someone gives a blow job because they are high from weed.
Ben got blunt blowed from Sara, after she smoked a joint.
by Bmw0524 September 4, 2011
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blunt curling

Yo, I'm on the Olympic Blunt Curling Team. Nobody smokes more than me...
by Thesselonious February 18, 2011
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struggle blunt

When you got that fatty and your boy be acting like he got blunts too, and pulls out a toothpick
I couldn’t believe he matched my fine cohiba with a struggle blunt
by David Cejmer October 16, 2017
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Under-blunted

Whilst rolling a marijuana blunt, you, or a friend may realize something detrimental, you need one gram to roll a blunt, but OH NO! Your poor ass only has .6, so being the determined person you are, you continue on your quest for a blunted highness...

You roll the blunt, the end result (looking like a small pen, a tooth pick, a brown joint, etc..) is what is commonly known as "Under-Blunted".
I bought a dime sack and tried rolling a blunt, but i failed and under-blunted my way to sobriety.
by FEARTHEBRAVE April 18, 2010
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full blunt

Full Blunt: adj

1) cool, dope

2) bringing one great satisfaction or pleasure

See also; half blunt (1. sort of cool, sort of dope. 2. bringing one mild satisfaction or small amount of pleasure)
You fucked Chrystal from the bar last night?!? Full blunt.

I heard you got a raise at work, that's pretty full blunt.

My girlfriend made me dinner but forgot the garlic bread, and the blowjob. It was alright, but still half blunt.

Carol ran over the neighbors pet iguana with her car. Not full blunt.
by SandraIsTheDevil May 4, 2018
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James Blunt

When you remove all of the contents of your pockets and place them neatly in an organized row. This action rides the line between creepy and artsy and was popularized by the James Blunt "Beautiful" music video.
I was getting ready for bed last night and I took my lighter, wallet, a no. 3 pencil, and a small ivory elephant out of my pocket and put them neatly on my nightstand, I totally James Blunted it!

That's so creepy, you totally made a James Blunder!

Whatever, my James Bluntness makes me cool!
by Josh April 14, 2006
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