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blunt drunk

When you get too high you can't swallow a hit from a blunt.
Becky got so blunt drunk while hotboxing in the car with Madeleine.
by Eminem420 April 3, 2017
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Blunt Blowed

When someone gives a blow job because they are high from weed.
Ben got blunt blowed from Sara, after she smoked a joint.
by Bmw0524 September 4, 2011
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Blunted Wanderer

n. Self-explanatory.
Blunted Wanderer

One (under the influence of marijuana) who wanders outside aimlessly out of bordom.

In most cases, a blunted wanderer is

a. Looking around, distracted by every movement/sound.
b. Looking down, paranoid that everyone around him/her knows.
SWIM is such a blunted wanderer.

SWIM went outside and looked at squirrels for like ... an hour once.
by sho9 May 11, 2011
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full blunt

Full Blunt: adj

1) cool, dope

2) bringing one great satisfaction or pleasure

See also; half blunt (1. sort of cool, sort of dope. 2. bringing one mild satisfaction or small amount of pleasure)
You fucked Chrystal from the bar last night?!? Full blunt.

I heard you got a raise at work, that's pretty full blunt.

My girlfriend made me dinner but forgot the garlic bread, and the blowjob. It was alright, but still half blunt.

Carol ran over the neighbors pet iguana with her car. Not full blunt.
by SandraIsTheDevil May 4, 2018
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Bear Blunt

A thicc blunt that makes you eat all your food and puts you to sleep for 7.5 months
“Where’s noe?”
“He’s still sleeping after that bear blunt he smoked last night
by PasteyWhiteBoy69 January 18, 2020
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Emily Blunt

the legend the queen the emily blunt. team blonde and brunette may rise, ombré sit down please. she claims to be a dinosaur towards social media but..... anyways she is our british icon and will always be, ooh and that side profile no one could ever top that. SHE’S PERFECT
nicki minaj: ayo bring in the blunt emily blunt
blunto: no no i’m gonna ignore you just like i did with chris martin
by kraninki April 10, 2020
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James Blunt

When you remove all of the contents of your pockets and place them neatly in an organized row. This action rides the line between creepy and artsy and was popularized by the James Blunt "Beautiful" music video.
I was getting ready for bed last night and I took my lighter, wallet, a no. 3 pencil, and a small ivory elephant out of my pocket and put them neatly on my nightstand, I totally James Blunted it!

That's so creepy, you totally made a James Blunder!

Whatever, my James Bluntness makes me cool!
by Josh April 14, 2006
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