Shadow blonde

What you would call a naturally dark haired individual (typically girls with black hair) that are as clumsy, ditzy, and easily dumb founded like a stereotypical dumb blonde.

I asked her a simple question and she looked at me like a deer in head lights! She can be such a shadow blonde sometimes.

by ElizabethDrowning BloodRunner May 20, 2014

thick blonde

A woman who has a thick ass and probably boobs as well

Daaaamn dude, you see that thick blonde over there?

by alwallace January 26, 2018

National blondes day

If your a blonde then great! On April 5 you and your closest blondes get to celebrate! And even better, nobody can call you a dumb blonde!

Guy: your so stupid you must be a dumb blonde

Blonde: actually you can’t say that it’s national blondes day

by Mrs. Holland November 1, 2021

Tour de Blonde

When men travel to Scandinavian and Eastern European countries to sex tourism.

Arthur do Val can’t wait to get back to São Paulo to buy his tickets to go on his own Tour de Blonde. Renan Santos is right, the Tour de Blonde is the best way experience sex tourism in the Eastern Europe.

by Bocão March 12, 2022

fake fake blonde

Someone who is so fake blonde that they don't even bother dyeing their hair blonde

Haters: alhaitham isn't a fake blonde, he doesn't even have blonde hair
Me, an intellectual: exactly hence he's fake fake blonde, which makes him the fakest blonde mvp

by satomeow May 19, 2023

Blonde

Hot girls who are mistaken for being dumb just because of their hair color. psh..

Joanna and Noelle are mistaken for being dumb, just cuz their hair is blonde.

by Noelle October 12, 2004

Blonde

Having a difficult time getting things right or remembering things.

I'm having a bit of a blonde day.
Sorry I was having a blonde moment.

by Bugsy September 10, 2003