Turd Blanket

A bed of toilet paper placed at the bottom of a porta-potty to cushion the turd as it drops to prevent splash back and literal “blue balls”.

I didn’t want blue balls when shitting in the job Johnny so I was sure to put down a turd blanket.

by Cosbypoliton October 6, 2022

Pig in a blanket

An undercover cop

Let’s bounce, I’m pretty sure there’s a pig in a blanket here.

by Bridget Awesome December 25, 2021

Bliss Blanket

A blanket where sexual activity happens in it. Bliss Blankets are often useful to conceal manual stimulation while on airplanes, at holiday gatherings, during funerals, at restaurants, inside movie theaters and at parks to name a few.

I'm sorry to hear about Grandpa Pete, how was the service? How was the service? We brought the bliss blanket and my eyes rolled back in my head!

by Orekansas March 28, 2022

blanket acrobat

When your blanket is messed up during the night and its impossible to find the long end

Person 1: 'i had a real blanket acrobat last night and it took ages to fix

Person 2: same, i hate it when that happens

by Robin hood1 January 23, 2022

good blanket

a blanket that's really good

i want a good blanket

by PikaboyMOD February 4, 2022

Serbian Blanket

A towel that you have put in the sink and soaked in water then used as a blanket, all because you have no AC and its too damn hot.

Dude, its way to fucking hot in this hotel room and theres no AC, lets use the pool towels as serbian blankets!

by ElGallino April 9, 2021

Blanket pussy

A pussy that is warm, soft, and fuzzy. Like a blanket! It puts u to sleep

Girl...u got that blanket pussy!

by bich-chan April 15, 2021