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Serbian Blanket

A towel that you have put in the sink and soaked in water then used as a blanket, all because you have no AC and its too damn hot.
Dude, its way to fucking hot in this hotel room and theres no AC, lets use the pool towels as serbian blankets!
by ElGallino April 9, 2021
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sticky blanket

That blanket your one friend Alex uses to smear his jizz on it after he jerks his slippery meat. You probably shouldn't lay on his bed.
Was at my boy Alex's house when my hand accidentally brushed againt his sticky blanket. Feelsbadman.
by Slippery Meat August 14, 2018
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Bliss Blanket

A blanket where sexual activity happens in it. Bliss Blankets are often useful to conceal manual stimulation while on airplanes, at holiday gatherings, during funerals, at restaurants, inside movie theaters and at parks to name a few.
I'm sorry to hear about Grandpa Pete, how was the service? How was the service? We brought the bliss blanket and my eyes rolled back in my head!
by Orekansas March 28, 2022
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Blanket pussy

A pussy that is warm, soft, and fuzzy. Like a blanket! It puts u to sleep
by bich-chan April 15, 2021
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Sea Blanket

A manta ray, so named because their flat, flexible bodies resemble blankets
I saw the cutest baby sea blanket at the aquarium today!
by CosetteDaae March 31, 2015
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Coma Blanket

A large blanket that covers one's body like it's being soul fucked by a cloud. Usually arm-knitted by a dude named Steve, the Coma Blanket is certain to ruin your life if you lack any sort of will power. Like the drug Heroin, once you experience the Coma Blanket, all of your desires to lead a productive life will slowly diminish as you ponder why you even have a job in the first place. You don't really need a house.....
I was going to adult today, but .....Coma Blanket.
by Jessmeow January 27, 2018
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Kiddie blankets

Kleenex, toilet paper, paper towels, various disposable paper objects used to dispose of ejaculate in a discreet manner.
“Pass me the kiddie blankets on your way out of my room.”
by McCrizzle_ October 14, 2018
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