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He is the true ALPHA Male. He does not falter in the face of fear or BIG GLIZZYS. You should never get into a GLIZZY off against a Blake because he will absolutely destroy you maybe even obliterate you. He gets all the girls and he is destined to have at least 20 female wives. He is bound to have a 1 billion a month job and he does not pay taxes. Also he does not drink alcohol he is all about the apple juice and milk. His favourite food is a pizza burger with extra cheese.
Blake is the G.O.A.T
Blake by Glizzy Lover February 16, 2022
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The smartest and best person in the room and likes the best games and very smart and is better than you and likes say the ward and and not using commas and is still better than you
He is such a Blake I bet he is gonna cure cancer
Blake by Russianpancake January 14, 2022
Blake is a super smart and weird person. She happens to be very above average and pretty. She may be in honors geometry but doesn’t do her work.
“Blake do your work” “No”
Blake by Noah did not write this January 19, 2022
Blake is strong
Blake by Celestia Morales January 22, 2022
The type of guy who knows how to treat a woman right and makes her feel like a queen. The type of guy a girl would look for in a long term relationship.

The downside is he is completely whipped and fails the boys too often. Falls in love way too quickly and is too sensitive. Pisses of his friends way too often and will never correct his ways
He's always with her, never makes time for the boys. Such a Blake
Blake by Thunderbuddy98 March 15, 2022
Blake a very attractive person who has a big shlong. He will love a very sexy woman that will love him back. If you do not have a Blake in your life you need to find one.
“Hey is that Blake” said freind
Girlfriend “Yeah he’s so hot
Blake by anonymous February 21, 2022
Blake is the most handsome man in existance and he is the best boyfriend a girl could ever ask for. He is kind, caring, loving and generous. Blake is like an angel in human form and is very lovable. He has the kindest eyes you could ever see. Blake is an amazing person.
Blake is so perfect.
Blake by anonymous February 22, 2022