labour (birth)

The act of a woman pushing a small child the size of a watermelon out the whole the size of a lemon. Males can help with the pain during labour by gently (I prefer roughly) rubbing the vagina

WARNING: This will make the woman orgasm and will let the baby slip out easier. Don't overdo it or she won't fuck you again

OH NO! She's going into labour (birth) , I must help her! *Lies her on the bed and roughly rubs her inner vagina* You like that? Is it helping the pain?
Woman: Oh yeah! Keep going! I wanna fuck you right now!

by dirtydefinitions*wink wink* March 25, 2017

Birthing A Flock Of Ducks

Farting loudly and repeatedly so as to sound like there is a flock of ducks in the area.

I just walked into the bathroom at work and some guy on the other side of the wall was birthing a flock of ducks.

by Tasteless_Humor November 8, 2015

birth by anal bird explosion

When someone has children by throatshitting 10 birds into a pregnant autistic lizard's testicles causing it to inflate with propane and violently shart out half a baby. People who do this are usually very untrustworthy.

Guy 1: I think I got scammed by that black market baby seller Twatwaffle von Cuntlicker. He promised an entire baby but I only got half

Guy 2: I heard that guy gets his babies from an underground birth by anal bird explosion human trafficking ring, he must have been too lazy to pay for the other half of the baby.

by beepboop mcdoopydoo June 18, 2025

anti-birth

Slang for contraception

That chick I've been hooking up with forgot to take her anti-birth and now she says she's pregnant.

by escapedconvict March 14, 2012

Birth control

You are not being gaslit, lied to, and ignored you stupid Ben Shapiro looking bitch. I am.

Hym "You are not being gaslit about birth control you piece of shit. We are not the same. We are not alike. We are not comparable. You are not too good to fuck me."

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

birth-gate

referring to children who are born as a result of two concentring adults having an illicit affair without anyone knowing until the child's visual appearance obviously doesn't resemble the married partner,

No one refers to let alone speaks of the birth-gate surrounding his paternity questions.

by ÐØЛƓ_ɀᎥllค... May 28, 2025

Sea Birth

When shitting in the open water, the beast freshly released begins its life similar to all aquatic creatures.

Holy cow Dave, that was the biggest sea birth ever! Thank God it’s a sinker and not a floater!

by 3 legged monster May 14, 2025