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turkey basting

the act of inserting a turkey baster into your boyfriend's ass crack, and releasing its contents into it to fill it to the brim. if the turkey baster is not disposed of after use, it will add unwanted seasonings to your turkey...
man: "hey babe, wanna do some turkey basting tonight?"
woman: "sure, but i have to cook this turkey afterward"
by huntelbi January 2, 2011
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beating cakes

Verb: While fucking you woman doggie style, you pull your dick your half way and slap your woman's right ass cheek. Notice the ripples in the ass cheeks and be aware of how she moans in exstacy.
When I met Amber at the club I knew that after a few drinks, I would be "Beating Cakes" Later that night.
by Tweeder September 19, 2006
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Turkey basting

When ecstasy is crushed up, mixed with favorite fluid, sucked into a syringe, inserted into the rectum and squirted inside for maximum effect.
I was rolling way harder than you because I was turkey basting!
by lipstick scrotum January 21, 2009
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basting

in the Mormon practice when a male inserts his genitalia into a female with out the in and out motion of normal intercourse which Mormons believe not to be loosing their virginity.
Hey sally my parents are at the temple come over so we can baste... I sure do love Basting you.
by Ryan Girard June 18, 2011
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beating cheeks

(as in a jockey, beating the "cheeks" of his horse to make it run faster)

To be in a rush. To go —especially, to walk— very quickly.
"Sorry I'm late. I beat-cheeks to get here on time".

"John got a speeding ticket today. He was beating cheeks to get to the airport when he got pulled over".
by wordbird February 12, 2008
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beastinecrophiliac

Someone who enjoys having sex with their meaty food products and/or dead animals. It is a mixture of beastiality as well as necrophilia.
Brandon: "Hey, so last night I wondered what it would be like to fuck my burger, so I tried and MAN! it was awesome!"

Kyle: "Dude u had sex with a dead animal?!?! Wtf...ur a beastinecrophiliac! That's soooooo messed up!"
by hoesquared August 19, 2009
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beating the block

Ray-ray: man i was beating the block yesterday
Slim: shiet homie, you need to stop that shit, you gon make them nigga jealous
by TheRealShark November 27, 2013
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