rapscallion basterd

A funny ass British slang

shut the fuck up you rapscallion basterd

by Frxsty HZ December 20, 2021

bantertrocious

When various parties are exchanging witty banter and somebody says something, seemingly clever - when in fact, it's stupid - to the point of almost atrocious. yo

'Obama is pretty pimp..

yea he is.. he's like a black guy - but smart'

oops.. I think someone f'd up..

yea, that sh@t was bantertrocious..

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by Ishan Bodi October 14, 2009

banterlosis

A condition acquired by someone who has been overwhelmed by the banter.

Geoff: What's up with Steve?
Alan: I think he's got banterlosis
Geoff: How come?
Alan: He must have been overwhelmed by the bantics

by paedo10 November 13, 2011

Bantercheque

A bantercheque is one persons recognition of anothers sucess. It can be anything from something as innocent as buying a DVD you wanted, or sleeping with the girl youve been buttering up for ages!!

"Hey John"

"Yeah?"

"you know that girl with the rusty roof i like?"

"yeah, the one with the damp cellar?"

"yeah, her - i finally boned her last night!"

"bantercheque!"

by bashatonic August 20, 2012

bantercoot

A transition of an animal called a bandicoot. A Bantercoot is a person who is an absolute animal at banter.These people can tear down a person's confidence with a single word.

" Jim took an earfull of banter down the pub the other night from the bantercoot!"

"I know, heard hes booked in for counseling sessions now, bless him"

by jimtim February 19, 2014

Basker's dozen

Like a baker's dozen, but it's a unit of measurement specifically used for penises.

He enjoyed the basker's dozen last night. I've never seen him happier. Getting hit with all 13 dongs at the same time.

by W8wut May 8, 2015

Bantergasm

When the banter is so intense and it reaches its climax and the banter can no longer continue.

"Insert epic banter" "everyone laughs" "when laughter stops no more banter happens" = bantergasm

by MinisterOfBanterbree January 27, 2016