Bass Face 

When you have been banging out that bassline all day, whether it be dubstep or Drum and bass, you have listened to it so long your jaw drops your eyes roll backwards and you start to dribble uncontrollably allover the floor like a vegetable

Chris: Hey Shlong!! are you okay??
Fragout: OMG he has Bass Face
Schlong: uuuughh ,"falls of chair in a pool of dribble and poop's his pants a little.

Remember: Dont do this too much or you might end up as a layabout gamer or worse

Bass Face by PHATKNIFESKILLZ September 26, 2010

Bass Clarinet 

"This bass instrument of the Clarinet family is usually played by people who suck on regular Clarinet and therefore also naturally suck on Bass Clarinet. No one can ever hear them so who cares if they play? Usually mess up the simplest of things such as whole notes especially when they are exposed. Along with the Alto Clarinet it is often used by good clarinet players to get into District, State, and other Various Honor Bands. Some are whiney and complain that they can't march but it dosen't matter becasue they don't know how to play anyways. Rarley a Bari Sax player will have to doubble on Bass Clarinet for Jazz band."

"Hey! The concert was great even though the onlything I could hear from the Bass Clarinets were their Squeakes."

Bass Clarinet by Teth Bedrows June 3, 2009

bass guitar 

a guitar with four strings that is easier to play than a regular guitar and makes a low, muffled sound. Great sound and the strings are harder to play due to their size, but due to most bands use of only 1 string at a time, the bass is both overlooked and superbly easy to play.

The bass guitar is cool, but the electric takes more skill to master.

bass guitar by andrew Dolan October 5, 2005

bass guitar 

A 4-stringed bass guitar is easier to learn than the standard six-string electrc guitar.

A Bass guitar tends to be funky and more rythmical than the electric.

Bass guitarists tend to be dull dull dull dull people. No offence but it is true.

Electric Guitarists tend to be wilder, and generally better looking people (I play guitar and look like a monkey's uncle -.- but who cares).

Drummers tend to be the wildest and least seen!

Singers tend to be able to sing (most of the time) and are the best looking.

In order the groupie listing is as follows.

Singer/lead guitarist- Best groupies, first choice.
Drummer/rhythm guitarist- Good groupies, second choice.
Bass guitarist-Pick of the litter.

bass guitar by sleepygamer April 14, 2006

bass whacker 

(pronounced as bass like the fish) one who plays a string bass, particularly in a jass group.

"Victor Wooten is one crazy bass whacker."

bass whacker by crazy steve October 11, 2006

bass guitar 

a very simplistic instrument, if u can play the guitar, can play bass. most songs these days consist of about 12 notes reapeated over and over again. Bass guitar, designed from a Guitar

A Guitarist can do anything a bassist can

bass guitar by bogan :D August 8, 2005

bass hater 

a person who hates the bass.

eddie is not a bass hater
baxter is the killer of bass haters
u r a bass hater

bass hater by nihil rawal December 16, 2008