A crazy bitch who will stand by you regardless of what day your having. She can make you laugh anytime and is the best person to slap. She is usually tall and skinny and knows she's slightly retarded but doesn't give two shits.
by Just a dumb nerd October 30, 2020
Get the Emily barnes readmug. by Level 100 sigma November 8, 2023
Get the jack delany-barnesmug. by racnjag May 25, 2011
Get the barn yard pimpmug. When a bunch of hillbillies get together and fill a barm full of farm animals and the boys fuck them while the girls ar fluffers to make sure the guys stay hard
Me and my sister Beth are going to a barn warming to slowdown the amount of incest we already have in the country!
by Hilarious1 November 6, 2013
Get the barn warmingmug. by Dante P October 17, 2005
Get the Barn-Floor Weedmug. Dave - Have you looked it up on Urban Dictionary?
James - You mean U-Barn Dictionary.
Dave - I guess.
James - You mean U-Barn Dictionary.
Dave - I guess.
by Goblin Truck August 25, 2015
Get the U-Barn Dictionarymug. When doing a girl in an old Chevy pick up truck, you run out of lube so you grab the bottle of whiskey from behind the seat and apply a lil bit to the dried area. After done with the post-sex smoke, you attempt to flick the cigarette out of the truck, but it bounces back, landing in the whiskey soaked area, thus starting a fire (aka, the barn burner). All while in Biloxi, Mississippi.
Redneck 1: Did you hear what happened to Bob?
Redneck 2: Yeah, he burned his dick off thanks to a Biloxi Barn Burner.
Redneck 2: Yeah, he burned his dick off thanks to a Biloxi Barn Burner.
by Lucky Sumbitch October 1, 2008
Get the Biloxi Barn Burnermug.