backstrom

A winey pussy justin bieber lookalike that couldn't fix a bicycle if he had too. Also has been know to go into hypnotic stare at man's ass. He also loves to listen to emo music as it makes his life seem better than it is.

Backstrom is so dumb, he couldnt find the blinker fluid to top it off.

by Dick Stroka November 14, 2011

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Backseat driver

The fourth best position when travelling in a car or ute. In the usual order, from best to worst, the seats are: driver, shotgun, wingman (behind shotgun), backseat driver (behind the driver), bitch (if it exists), hump, and bed.

Contrary to popular belief, the hump is not the seat between driver and shotgun. That is the bitch seat. The hump is located behind the bitch seat, where there often is a hump in the floor, thus the name.

Joe: "Shotgun!"
Mike: "Well, then, I take wingman."

Bill: "I'm too tall for backseat driver or hump, so I take bitch. Put the dog in the cargo bed."

by Diacetylm0rphine September 9, 2010

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backstack and a half

a girl who has a big ass, almost big enough for two.

a favorite among buttlovers

Damn girl! you got a backstack and a half,

by snapcrackle February 4, 2009

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Backseat bartending

The action of drinking alcohol or mixing drinks in the back seat of the car because buying drinks in the club is just too damn expensive.

"Lets go back to the car for some backseat bartending."

by TheRedCrayon November 14, 2011

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Backseat Browser

Those annoying ass people that hang over your shoulder while you're browsing the internet and instruct you what to do WHEN YOU REALLY DON'T WANNA HEAR IT.

backseat browsers are so annoying!

by emilyunicorn888 November 9, 2016

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