To have access to every opportunity you could possibly want and yet somehow end up doing fuck all with it.
1) You see Dave, he missed three open goals, had amazing passes fed to him and even fluffed two penalties. He made a complete Brookly Beckham of the whole match.
2) You see Dave, at the Battle of Agincourt, 1415, the French army had 10 times the numbers of the English, home advantage, and yet made a complete Brooklyn Beckham of it as they failed to take into account the range and ability of English longbowmen and the muddy terrain.
2) You see Dave, at the Battle of Agincourt, 1415, the French army had 10 times the numbers of the English, home advantage, and yet made a complete Brooklyn Beckham of it as they failed to take into account the range and ability of English longbowmen and the muddy terrain.
by Rintintin the Third August 19, 2022
A lazy power bottom; a gay man who provides the momentum for homosexual intercourse but is too tired or lazy to finish the task at hand (or anus).
by CountPezofFlorida August 04, 2015
by TheShendry February 27, 2023
An uncircumcised man staples his foreskin closed, chops it off, deep-fries it, and sells it at a hotdog stand on the side of a highway.
Man, that was a really good Brooklyn Sausage!
by putinscrustyasshole January 20, 2020
One of the best person in the world. She's the nicest person you'll ever know. She'll tell you the truth even when it might be mean. She's very cute and smart.
by Snarled January 07, 2019
Amazon Goddess. Blond haired, blue eyed, smart-ass with high IQ. She is self efficient but likes to be taken care of, and will not take shit from any one. Loves sports and farts alot. She is your dream girl, but watch your back her psycho Dad and brothers are dangerous!
Careful with that girl, she is a total Brooklyn Page and if she doesn't come home happy neither will you!
by Krs13 August 03, 2016
When your girlfriend thinks you're going to fuck her doggie-style, but at the last second you shove it up her ass. Her eyes open so wide in shocking surprise that they light up the whole room.
The room was so dark I couldn't find my car keys, so I gave my wife a Brooklyn lantern. I found them.
by Gern Cranium July 28, 2014