When your insides decide to stage a full-blown rebellion, leaving your toilet and your dignity in ruins. This ain't your average number two; it's a biohazard event disguised as a poop. What you leave behind violates the Geneva Convention.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
Toilet paper is usually not enough to clean yourself and alternative means such as a shower, garden hose, mop and / or a hazmat unit are required.
“ That burrito place down the street made me take a monstrous Aunt Faith. My bathroom smells like a horror movie set, and the shower's running on overtime.”
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
“ "Dude, the apartment building fire alarm just went off, but everyone knows it's just Josh taking an Aunt Faith. His bathroom's basically a crime scene at this point."
“Tried to impress my in-laws with my culinary skills. Turns out, my famous chili recipe is more like a recipe for disaster. The only thing hotter than the spice level was the situation in the bathroom afterwards. Taking a giant, smelly Aunt Faith = family bonding moment, right?"
by Kristoff W April 17, 2024
My aunt-in-law is a good person.
by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019
My aunt-in-law is a good person.
by Wonbig October 13, 2021
My aunt-in-law is a good person.
by KOBO8956 September 22, 2021
An incel who’s a woman. Woman can be incels too. Even the very first incel was a woman. If a woman, especially a Caucasian one, puts “feral aunt” on their social media or dating profiles, she automatically does not deserve any sex or any money from a man.
*scrolling through tinder*
Man: she’s kinda hot—wait, she got “feral aunt” on her tinder bio.
*swipes left*
Man: she’s kinda hot—wait, she got “feral aunt” on her tinder bio.
*swipes left*
by Bolts the Snowman March 25, 2024
Ugh ... My girlfriend just got her period, so it looks like I gotta introduce John Thomas to Aunt Flo tonight!
by MarioCBreeze August 07, 2024