I’ll alert the press

sarcastic remark, indicating apathy regarding an unnecessary/uninteresting comment. See “alert the media” for similar meaning.

*dead silence*

A: I’m going to go to the bathroom

B: ….I’ll alert the press.

by gl.dot August 12, 2023

<script>alert(a);</script>

<script>alert(a);</script>

<script>alert(a);</script>

by ENZOGBS December 23, 2019

"><script >alert(String.fromCharCode(88,83,83))</script>

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by preudoHexon January 7, 2022

suicide alert

Bored to the point where it becomes suicidal

Wow, this place is a shit hole, looks like another suicide alert saturday!

by Cutforeskin March 21, 2014

Blue alert

Hype sensitivity of minorities to police presence, such as changing behaviors even though they are not doing anything wrong. For example, a motorist slowing down at the sight of a police car when s/he was not speeding in the first place.

I got the knot on my head from riding with Tyrone experiencing a blue alert.

by Hutchmark April 21, 2020

Amber Alert

Finding a human turd in the middle of your bed unexpectedly when you enter the bedroom

What Amber Heard did to Johnny Depp as stated in the civil lawsuit trial on national television. Johnny received an Amber Alert notification

by CK_386 April 29, 2022

<scipt>alert("zyogauss")</script>

<scipt>alert("zyogauss")</script>

<scipt>alert("zyogauss")</script> 'OR1=1'

by g4s August 13, 2025