Barskank, Alaska

Barskank, Alaska is where horrible sluts (commonly known as Eskiho's) spawn and eventually migrate toward the bars of the world. Parasitic in nature, they feed off of unsuspecting men with empty promises of sexual reimbursement. As a result, they drain the confidence and bank account of any prey they seek.

Barskank, Alaska is fun to visit but somebody should really just nuke the place.

by Stevie LaLa September 3, 2016

Alaska Aces

A professional hockey team, located in Anchorage, Alaska, which is part of the ECHL. They are affiliated with the Peoria Rivermen of the AHL, and the St. Louis Blues of the NHL

Lets GO ALASKA ACES!!!!

by Alaska Aces Fan January 29, 2009

Alaskan Hidden TriForce

You hide behind your couch awaiting your girlfriends/wife's arrival. When they walk in, you jump out, kick them in the knee, proceed to hover over their body and perform a Strawberry Shortcake. After that, perform an Angry dragon, T-Bag her one time, then yell "MORTAL KOMBAT!"

Me: "Bro, it was so dark."
Friend: "What?"
Me: "It was dark when I gave your girl and Alaskan Hidden TriForce!"
Friend: "Oh, haha, you wanna die?"

by LIEsasquatch November 2, 2010

Alaskan nigga

when a nigga shits in a cup and then freezes it and trys to sell it as a black dildo for people at a garage sale

Hey id like to by this

yes thatll be 5$

ok thanks for the alaskan nigga!

by knhdfiah;iafygipau; May 13, 2019

abasifreke

Abasifreke means God never forgets. It's an Akwa Ibom name. Both gender bears the name "Abasifreke". Indeed, God is always faithful never to forget His people. People that bear Abasifreke are genuine, loving, emotional yet strong, diligent, intelligent, deep thinkers, givers. They have lots of Admirers too. They have good conscience. They have zero tolerance for rubbish. They are sensitive and realistic. They appreciate the good in other people. They smile alot and can make your day. Name your child- "ABASIFREKE".

My name is Abasifreke.
God will not forget you.

by FrekkyPukka February 3, 2020

The Royal Alaskan

A sexual act where the girl is tied up and receives hardcore anal till her ass bleeds and after she sucks his cock so when he finishes in her mouth there is a red ring around it.

To my surprise I came home to a horny girlfriend asking me to give her The Royal Alaskan tonight.

by ATM-BOYS June 8, 2015

Alaskan Flounder Basket

The act of giving someone an Alaskan Flounder Basket is to Piss on someones face, fart in their mouth, then take a shit on their balls.

Ray and Debra:

Debra:
Ima Piss On Yo Face
Then Ima Fart In Yo Mouth

Ray:
Yeeeah

Debra:
Yeeah, then Ima Shit On Your balls Ray!

*Also Check a song by Iwrestledabearonce entitled Alaskan Flounder Basket*

by Maxwell Plantana March 8, 2011