by Sam187 November 19, 2013
When your waiter or waitress disappears after telling them you need a few more moments to decide so many times.
Kristy: Where's the waiter? We're ready to order
Jackie: He's not coming back. We're aborted feed us.
Jackie: He's not coming back. We're aborted feed us.
by MindGrapes February 23, 2016
The tumble dryer method is where you put your newborn child in the tumble dryer and max out the speed
by LegaliseAbortions January 01, 2022
When a woman is getting an abortion and changes her mind part-way through, but the baby is just not the same anymore, that's a partially aborted fetus.
by InappropriateNoodle January 12, 2018
The cheapest, classiest way to induce early termination of an unwanted pregnancy. Make a margarita, and add 1/2 cap of drano for every two weeks she has been pregnant.
Kevin B: Damn, Sheila says she is pregnant, and she is too religious to get that little bastard sucked out.
Bart: Looks like that bitch is beggin for the old Drano Margarita Abortion.
Kevin B: Does it work?
Bart: 60% of the time, it works every time. Its a family tradition going back to my fillandering grandfather.
Kevin B: You are full of magical ideas my friend.
Bart: Looks like that bitch is beggin for the old Drano Margarita Abortion.
Kevin B: Does it work?
Bart: 60% of the time, it works every time. Its a family tradition going back to my fillandering grandfather.
Kevin B: You are full of magical ideas my friend.
by The Solution April 02, 2008
Someone who is almost idiotic enough to join the "pro-life" (anti-abortion fanatic) movement, but whose brain rescues them in the nick of time.
by Fearman February 07, 2008
by Some Cuck October 06, 2018