Absolute Fucking Chad

Chad, but he had an extra 5 red bulls

The absolute fucking chad beat the man, because he said red bull was bad.

by Absolute Chad Mate March 11, 2021

absolute cuteness

paige

paige ann luke = absolute cuteness

by acefacelol February 1, 2010

ABOL

Actually Burst Out Laughing

"That pic you sent me was sooo funny!! I ABOL'd!!!!"

by kyliers June 10, 2013

Absolute Moron

The difference between "You're" and "Your"

If you miss the apostrophe out of "You're", you're a Absolute moron.

by Ben Tricarico November 24, 2006

abilaash

Gay Nigga

Hey that guy is an Abilaash

by ProteinSynthesisKIng June 3, 2016

absolte

An epic fail,simply said when something failed..in a really bad way..you say its absolte.so absolte=epic fail

Did you see that car flipping in the air?was absolte man!

by LoveCoffee June 24, 2016

Absolute unit

A person that has a lot of body fat, but is very strong. On the outside they appear to be overweight and fat, but on the inside they could probably backsquat more than twice your body weight.

Guy 1: Him. I want him on the team.
Guy 2: Are you sure? That guy is really overweight.
Guy 1: Yeah, but that dude can deadlift 400lbs. He's an absolute unit.

by UrbanDovakiin January 6, 2019