canadian standoff

The opposite of a Mexican standoff, when everyone is to fucking nice to take turns in the proper order.

so we are driving the other day and a car pulls up at each side of a 4 way stop and we all just sat there in a Canadian standoff because no one would go first.

by fk from cv February 26, 2015

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Canadian Damage

Weak or Low Damage. Usually used to describe the type or amount of damage a character or class deals in a game.

This Chun Li deals canadian damage. She'll never win!

by ShizuoHamada October 16, 2016

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Canadian Hotbox

When you hotbox an igloo, quinzee, snowfort, snow tunnel, or any shelter made of snow.

Let's turn this igoloo into a Canadian hotbox by lighting one up.

by Hella-high-Canadian March 11, 2018

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canadian creamsicle

The act of covering a males penis in a mixture of maple syrup and cum and after the mixture hardens having a female suck it off.

Similar to a Canadian Lollipop

Bill: Hey Steve I heard you went to Torronto, did you have sex with a Canadian yet?

Steve: Yes I did, in fact I let her suck on a Canadian Creamsicle!

by Renigadecrew October 22, 2018

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A form of intercourse that exclusively involves a moose being penetrated by a pseudo-man that ends every sentence with 'eh' and drinks maple syrup as an alternative to water. You are most likely to come across Canadian Sex once you go north of the following States; Washington, Montana, North Dakota, Idaho, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, New York, New Hampshire, and Maine.

"Hey Alex, wanna go over to the woods here and try our luck with some Canadian Sex, eh?"
"Not right now Joe, I'm busy making a spooky pumpkin, eh."

by Dawnstopper March 21, 2021

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