The opposite of a Mexican standoff, when everyone is to fucking nice to take turns in the proper order.
so we are driving the other day and a car pulls up at each side of a 4 way stop and we all just sat there in a Canadian standoff because no one would go first.
by fk from cv February 26, 2015
Get the canadian standoffmug. A form of intercourse that exclusively involves a moose being penetrated by a pseudo-man that ends every sentence with 'eh' and drinks maple syrup as an alternative to water. You are most likely to come across Canadian Sex once you go north of the following States; Washington, Montana, North Dakota, Idaho, Minnesota, Wisconsin, Michigan, New York, New Hampshire, and Maine.
"Hey Alex, wanna go over to the woods here and try our luck with some Canadian Sex, eh?"
"Not right now Joe, I'm busy making a spooky pumpkin, eh."
"Not right now Joe, I'm busy making a spooky pumpkin, eh."
by Dawnstopper March 21, 2021
Get the Canadian Sexmug. A super nice or quiet person who is usually very forgo ice and sweet, but is hell when angered and ends up vocalizing all their opinions and true feelings all at once
Person one: dude, what happened with Becky last night?
Person two: We got Into a fight and I guess I insulted her because she got really angry and threw a book at me.
Person one: I told you she had Canadian rage.
Person two: We got Into a fight and I guess I insulted her because she got really angry and threw a book at me.
Person one: I told you she had Canadian rage.
by Lunar_potatoes778 October 28, 2015
Get the Canadian ragemug. Hey Tom the bite is slow, how about a Canadian blower? Just remember what happens in the shanty stays in the shanty.
by 123bdk February 24, 2021
Get the Canadian Blowermug. A Canadian jackrabbit is when you're having sex extremely quickly, like a rabbit on caffeine, and continually punctuating the intercourse with "eh".
by snagglesnark April 27, 2014
Get the canadian jackrabbitmug. A sexual act, involving watersports where one participant urinates on another, while the one being urinated upon apologizes, profusely.
Dominant: “Hey, want something to drink?”
Submissive: “Sure!”
Dominant: “Here you go!” (begins to urinate on submissive)
Submissive: “Oh. Oh, God! I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry!”
Dominant: “Enjoy your Golden Canadian, bitch!”
Submissive: “Again, and I cannot say this enough, I apologize. I’m really sorry. Sorry.”
Submissive: “Sure!”
Dominant: “Here you go!” (begins to urinate on submissive)
Submissive: “Oh. Oh, God! I’m sorry. I’m so, so sorry!”
Dominant: “Enjoy your Golden Canadian, bitch!”
Submissive: “Again, and I cannot say this enough, I apologize. I’m really sorry. Sorry.”
by ravenboi June 8, 2016
Get the golden canadianmug. A maple donut with bacon.
Kyle tried to make Wednesday morning meetings more fun by stopping by the donut shop on the way to work and grabbing a dozen Canadian Buttholes for the group.
by Remo Gold August 7, 2019
Get the Canadian Buttholemug.